We know that Vice President Kamala Harris will be the first woman and the first African American and Indian to hold a top position in the White House. We know that her husband is the first male spouse and Jewish person to hold the title. However, we don’t talk enough about Joe Biden’s dog Major who is the first rescue to play in the White Dog House.
You can’t have an Indoguration without celebrities, so Jill Martin hosted the event, and Josh Groban sang. The singer reworked (How Much Is) That Doggie in the Window for the event. All of the viewers were howling over it. Then again, we always knew that Grobs has a way with bitches.
Hopefully, people will start barking about how Major is a rescue, and it will cause other people to adopt instead of shop. All of my cats were rescues, and they were/are all rare breeds. More importantly, they give you lots of love! You can buy that!
Kait Johnson wanted to see how her cockatoo would react to WAP by Cardi B and Meghan Thee Stallion, so she played it for Beethoven. What happened next shocked her. The dancing bird got down to it like there are some whores in the house.
Now, I get that she might be worried about his dancing to this single, but I think she needs to consider that he does not know what a wet ass pussy is. Beethoven might think it is about a cat that got wet, and he knows how much they hate getting wet. Then again, you can’t spell cockatoo without cock.
You thought that Donald Trump had a problem with TikTok; he doesn’t have anything on pets. Cats, dogs, wolves, ferrets, lizards, mice, monkeys, skunks, and raccoons have had enough of being used so you could get more followers.
One dog is starting the revolution, and I am afraid. I am very afraid.
Dunkin’s mom decided to see what he would do if she did the pretend to put your dog on a diet challenge. If you don’t know what that is, that is where the mean owner only puts a few pieces of kibble in their furbaby’s bowl. Most puppies give their masters those sad puppy dog eyes, others growl, but the black lab had them all beat. When his mom only dropped three balls into his bowl, he went and got and the knife.
After watching this canine start the rebellion, I have decided not to turn my cat into a WAP for internet fame! She has seen me watch Nightmare on Elm Street one too many times, and I have not cut her nails in a few months.
When it comes to Dunkin, don’t worry, he did not kill his mom. He is trained to protect her, and that is why he grabbed the knife. It was a command, and he is a good boy!
The White House has been missing a lot of things since January 22, 2017. Things like sanity, heart, class, and animals.
Well, dogs all over the United States of America want to be back in the People’s House. Therefore, they got together and made a barktastic commercial supporting Joe Biden and Kamala Harris. Canines can smell a kind-hearted person, and they can smell it on the former-Vice President.
Biden has two German Shepards. Champ, who was adopted in 2008, when he was still in office, and Major, who rescued ten years later. They say those who own animals are kinder, more caring souls. Let’s put someone with a soul back at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
It would be nice if the sign on the gate read beware of dog, instead of beware of president.
While that’s how I feel about this arfdorable ad, my cat feels differently. She meowed, “Not to be catty, but where is our ad?” If someone at the Biden campaign sees this, she would like to be a supporter in your next advertisement with kitties. Cats are animals too!
Seriously, be a good boy and good girl, and vote on November 3rd. I don’t want to send the hounds after you. Although, the hounds I would send would be loving pups. The ones Donald Trump would be the hell hounds that have been circling him since the day he was born.
