For the last four years, there have been no animals, that walk on four legs, in the White House. However, that all changed yesterday when President Joe Biden and First Lady Jill Biden’s dogs Major and Champ moved into 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
How are the arfdorable pups liking it? “Champ is enjoying his new dog bed by the fireplace and Major loved running around on the South Lawn,” said Michael LaRosa, the first lady’s press secretary.
Normalcy has been returned to Washington, D.C, because of their arrival. You cannot trust someone who doesn’t love animals, and we all know that we couldn’t trust Trump and his administration.
This post is not about them; it is about the First Dogs of the White House. I can’t wait to see what mayhem they cause because it will be as cute as them.
I seriously missed having pets in the White House. It is time that the barking that is coming from the press room actually comes from animals that bark and not press secretaries.
We know that Vice President Kamala Harris will be the first woman and the first African American and Indian to hold a top position in the White House. We know that her husband is the first male spouse and Jewish person to hold the title. However, we don’t talk enough about Joe Biden’s dog Major who is the first rescue to play in the White Dog House.
You can’t have an Indoguration without celebrities, so Jill Martin hosted the event, and Josh Groban sang. The singer reworked (How Much Is) That Doggie in the Window for the event. All of the viewers were howling over it. Then again, we always knew that Grobs has a way with bitches.
Hopefully, people will start barking about how Major is a rescue, and it will cause other people to adopt instead of shop. All of my cats were rescues, and they were/are all rare breeds. More importantly, they give you lots of love! You can buy that!
Kait Johnson wanted to see how her cockatoo would react to WAP by Cardi B and Meghan Thee Stallion, so she played it for Beethoven. What happened next shocked her. The dancing bird got down to it like there are some whores in the house.
Now, I get that she might be worried about his dancing to this single, but I think she needs to consider that he does not know what a wet ass pussy is. Beethoven might think it is about a cat that got wet, and he knows how much they hate getting wet. Then again, you can’t spell cockatoo without cock.
You thought that Donald Trump had a problem with TikTok; he doesn’t have anything on pets. Cats, dogs, wolves, ferrets, lizards, mice, monkeys, skunks, and raccoons have had enough of being used so you could get more followers.
One dog is starting the revolution, and I am afraid. I am very afraid.
Dunkin’s mom decided to see what he would do if she did the pretend to put your dog on a diet challenge. If you don’t know what that is, that is where the mean owner only puts a few pieces of kibble in their furbaby’s bowl. Most puppies give their masters those sad puppy dog eyes, others growl, but the black lab had them all beat. When his mom only dropped three balls into his bowl, he went and got and the knife.
After watching this canine start the rebellion, I have decided not to turn my cat into a WAP for internet fame! She has seen me watch Nightmare on Elm Street one too many times, and I have not cut her nails in a few months.
When it comes to Dunkin, don’t worry, he did not kill his mom. He is trained to protect her, and that is why he grabbed the knife. It was a command, and he is a good boy!
