Kelly Clarkson and Andy Cohen were talking shit on Watch What Happens Live, and their conversation literally turned to shit.
The host asked her if she ever peed during a concert. She hasn’t. But she did tell him there were two times she had to stop her show to poop.
One time was when she got food poisoning in Germany and turned the bathroom into that scene from Bridesmaids. The other time was when she pooped in a trash can during a costume change at Staples.
It wasn’t all bad. She said, “Not many people have been cheered on while shitting. And I have.”
The more you know!
And you know what she didn’t know. Any of the winners of American Idol in the last five years. Do you know what? She is not alone.
Jennifer Lawrence told Andy Cohen on his show yesterday that she wanted to kiss him because she was jealous that he did it with John Mayer and not her. Then the host of Watch What Happens Live told her he was attracted to the Oscar winner and would love to her kiss her “consensually.”
And with that, they went in for their big moment. But before they did, Cohen made like a teenage boy who was going in for his first kiss with his crush and got all giddy. Now, it was time for a sweet little peck on the lips. Cohen’s reaction was adorable because he acted like he scored the winning point in the championship game. In ways, he did!
Lawrence could see that he was excited because he was jumping up and down in his chair, but she wanted to know if all of him was excited. “I’m hard as a rock,” he happily shared with her. “I’m bone hard. Oh, my Gd.”
And that is why she is the winner of the Hunger Games. She can even make a gay man’s arrow stand at attention.
Spoiler alert. In case you have been living under a rock. Kim Cattrall is going to reprise her role as Samantha Jones on the upcoming season of And Just Like That.
No one thought it was going to happen because Kim Cattrall has been adamant that she would never play the role again. But never say never. Because she is coming back, bitches.
However, it is only for one scene. Yesterday, when Sex and the City creator Michael Patrick King was on Radio Andy, he talked about her guest appearance being leaked to Andy Cohen. Although he is saddened that the news got leaked, he did find a silver lining. Now, fans have no expectations she will be back for season 3. That is if they get one on Max.
In fact, King told Cohen it was a surprise she agreed to do it. And he had no idea she would do it at the start of the second season. But then she magically agreed to do it, and he magically made it happen.
And the rest is something Carrie Bradshaw would narrate as another chapter in her book. Yeah, I never watched either series.
Before Bryan Cranston was the evil drug dealer dying of cancer in Breaking Bad, he was a loving dad on Malcolm in the Middle from 2000-2006. So is the award-winning actor up for reprising his role as Hal Wilkerson?
Yesterday, when Cranston was on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen, two fans from Canada asked what are the chances of us getting a revival of the sitcom on a scale from 1-10. He told them, “Yes. I would say that on a scale of 1-10, I would say 8…that we will do a reunion movie or show or something.” Then he added, “We have been working on concepts of story plots and things like that.”
If I were Fox, I would fast-track it for Christmas as soon as the strike(s) are over. Who doesn’t want to see Cranston, Jane Kaczmarek, Christopher Kennedy Masterson, Justin Berfield, and Erik Per Sullivan play the Wilkerson family again? Do you want to see it happen?
Fun fact. Linwood Boomer, who created the show, played Adam Kendall on Little House on the Prairie. The more you know.
The internet has given Jon Hamm’s penis the nickname Hammaconda. I call it the Hamm sandwich. And yesterday, when the Mad Man was on Watch What Happens Live, Andy Cohen asked him what he would call it. The actor said if he had to give it a nickname, he would call it Marvin Douglas.
The host didn’t do a follow-up, so we don’t know why he would go with Marvin Douglas. Therefore, it is up to assume the meaning behind it. What is your assumption?
While we didn’t learn the meaning behind the name, we did learn what Hamm likes in the bedroom. He says bring on the kinky. And when you are done, let him be the little spoon!
Just when you think he could not get any more perfect. He finds another way to prove that he is.
