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Donny Osmond does a joke only theater geeks will get
October 24th, 2024 under Andrew Lloyd Webber, The Osmonds. [ Comments: none ]

Donny Osmond is in Scotland, starring in Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. He is not playing the lead role again; instead, he is playing the Elvis-like Pharoh.

The singer wants to get the word out about his appearance in the Andrew Lloyd Webber musical, so he made a little video.

Osmond was at a department store to buy a dress for his wife, Debbie. He told the salesman he was looking for one that is a solid color. The salesman asked him what color is he looking for for the dress. He told him we was looking for something in either red, yellow, green, brown, scarlet, black, ochre, peach, ruby, olive, violet, fawn, lilac, gold, chocolate, mauve, cream, crimson, silver, rose, azure, lemon, russet, grey, purple, white, pink and orange and blue.

Sadly, they didn’t have any. But this joke brought a smile to my face. That is why we will always have puppy love for him.

If you didn’t get this joke, then you are not a theater lover!

Joesph will be playing from December 3rd through 29th at the Eden Playhouse.

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What is, how well do you know Andrew Lloyd Webber?
June 1st, 2023 under Andrew Lloyd Webber, Jeopardy. [ Comments: none ]

Andrew Lloyd Webber is one of the most successful Broadway producers of all time. Therefore, it would make sense that Jeopardy would give him his own category.

And if the producers of the game show are smart enough, they will ask him to read the answers to the contestants. And if Webber is smart enough, he will say yes. So they asked and he agreed to do it.

Yesterday, he made his Jeopardy debut, just like he made his Broadway debut in 1971. Can you guess which show was the first one of his to hit the Great White Way?

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Was Andrew Lloyd Webber sitting next to Meghan Markle at the coronation?
May 9th, 2023 under Andrew Lloyd Webber, British Royals. [ Comments: none ]

On Saturday, the world was watching King Charles III’s coronation. And there was one person who stood out. Not Prince Harry, but a mysterious person who was sitting next to Andrew Lloyd Webber.

That man looked like he was in disguise because it seemed like he was wearing a wig, sunglasses, and a fake handlebar mustache. So people started assuming it was Meghan Markle. One person even thought that it could be a jewel thief.

So who was it? Today, the Musical genius broke his silence and said, “I can confirm it probably wasn’t MM and had no jewels on his person as far as I could see – ALW”

Well, that didn’t help!

Do you think it was the Duchess of Sussex? Or was it someone else? And if so, who could it be? Maybe it was Princess Diana coming back to haunt her ex? If it was her, then I hoped she convinced Webber to write a musical about her because the one that was on Broadway a few years ago was absolutely dreadful. And she deserves better than that.

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The curtain goes down on Phantom of the Opera after 35 years
September 16th, 2022 under Andrew Lloyd Webber, Broadway. [ Comments: none ]

Did you know that Phantom of the Opera was still playing on Broadway? I didn’t. But it is. However, only for a few more months. That is because it is closing on February 18th, just a few days after its 35th anniversary on January 26th.

That means that Andrew Lloyd Webber has the two longest-running Broadway shows. The other one is Cats.

Personally, I am not a fan of either musical. Webber has had better shows like Jesus Christ Superstar and Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, and their runs weren’t as long.

Are you sad that Music of the Night is being silenced?

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Real cats watching Cats
May 14th, 2021 under Andrew Lloyd Webber. [ Comments: none ]

The musical Cats turned 40 this week. So to celebrate the milestone Andrew Lloyd Webber asked people to send in video of their felines watching the show, not the movie. No one should have to see that, no matter how many legs they walk on.

What did the kitties think of Jellicle Cats? They thought it was purrfect. It is a Memory they won’t soon forget.

However, as soon as I pressed play, my cat ran out of the room. She is still traumatized from that time that I watched the movie. She told me that the actors’ costumes in the film didn’t have a$$hole$ because the movie was one big a$$hole.

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