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Simon Cowell said, ‘My nipples hurt,’ after this AGT act! |
| June 22nd, 2016 under America's Got Talent, Nick Cannon, Simon Cowell. [ Comments: none ]
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| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqk-SrIEZ7U
So yesterday, I am sitting down checking my Twitter feed when I see Nick Cannon and Heidi Klum Live Tweeting about an act on America’s Got Talent and saying, “Not the nipples! Not the nipples!” As soon as I saw that, I knew I had to see what the hell they were Tweeting about.
They were talking about The Baron of the Universe who lifts heavy things with the assistance of medal rings from different parts of his body. Like his the middle of his nose, his eyelids and his nipples. The last one was too much for the Klum and Mel B who turned around. Simon Cowell moved his hands from covering his eyes to his nipples back to eyes and finally over his nipples again. We know how much he loves those things, so this was really painful for him. Then there was Howie Mandel who watched it without a problem.
Finally, there is us the audience, both at home and at the show, who were doing the same moves as the King of Mean. In fact, it is tough for me to type this because my hands are still on my nipples. Which is probably why, Cowell immediately declared, “My nipples hurt,” as soon as the act ended.
So is the Baron of the Universe moving on? Believe it or not, he is. I will skip that episode when it airs.
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Someone found a way to muzzle Simon Cowell! |
| April 26th, 2016 under America's Got Talent, Simon Cowell. [ Comments: none ]
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For over a decade, people have wondered is there a way to silence Simon Cowell and America’s Got Talent found a way to do it. They made like Silence of the Lambs, put him in a straight jacket with a muzzle over his mouth, and he never looked and sounded better. Sadly, though they freed him from his confine. It was nice and quiet while it lasted!
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Howie Mandel takes the worst Selfie of the America’s Got Talent judges! |
| March 4th, 2016 under America's Got Talent, Howie Mandel. [ Comments: none ]
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Howie Mandel loves to post photos on Instagram from America’s Got Talent, and he doesn’t care if they are perfect like some other people do. He shared one yesterday of Simon Cowell, Heidi Klum, Mel B and him on their first day together filming season 11 in LA. While they all like they are having fun, they don’t all look good. Simon’s eyes are closed, Klum has her two fingers over Scary Spice’s head and Howie well, you can see.
But you know what, I prefer Selfies like this because they are more real.
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It’s official, there are no American judges on America’s Got Talent |
| January 12th, 2016 under America's Got Talent, Howie Mandel, Nick Cannon. [ Comments: none ]
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America’s Got Talent is holding auditions now and NBC finally announced who will be sitting at the judges table with Englishman Simon Cowell, who replaced American Howard Stern. The news should not be a surprise because Canadian Howie Mandel (who’s the senior judge), English woman Mel B and German Heidi Klum are all back for another season.
So us Yanks might have talent, we just don’t know how to judge it. While we don’t know how to judge it, we do know how to host because American Nick Cannon is back too.
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This photo actually makes Simon Cowell look nice |
| December 10th, 2015 under America's Got Talent, American Idol 1-5, Simon Cowell. [ Comments: 1 ]
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Simon Cowell is known as the King of Mean, but you would never know that about him from this arfdorable photo. The America’s Got Talent judge posed with his 3 puppies in front of the Christmas tree and Santa Claus moved him from the Naughty List to the Nice one after he saw it.
Seriously, doesn’t he look warm and cuddly here? You would never guess that he is the judge we love to hate!
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