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David Hasselhoff is the true American Idol!
March 26th, 2015 under American Idol 9+, David Hasselhoff/Baywatch. [ Comments: none ]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GTqrjFi5-0
Yesterday was ’80s night on American Idol, and the singing competition had ’80s heartthrob David Hasseloff sing a medley of songs from the era. Those chart topping tunes included Katrina and the Waves’ Walking on Sunshine, David Bowie’s Let’s Dance, Joan Jett and the Blackhearts’ I Love Rock’n’Roll and Culture Club’s Do You Really Want to Hurt Me. The biggest bummer about the last song on that list is that Boy George was still backstage when The Hoff belted out his tune. How like totally awesome would it have been if Boy George was like why do you really want to hurt me?
What was like totally not a bummer for us and was for the Knight Rider, is that neither the contestants nor the audience had any clue who he was or what he was singing. Their faces said it all. Hasselhoff had a more attentive crowd at the Berlin Wall coming down and that says a lot.
Having said that, I totally thought his performance was groovy to the max!!!

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The American Idol judges judge Peeps Milk!
March 11th, 2015 under American Idol 9+, Jimmy Kimmel. [ Comments: 1 ]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KHOhzeGOXQ
Last week Prairie Farms announced that they came out with three flavors of Peeps Milk for Easter and yesterday Jimmy Kimmel Live had the American Idol judges try it. Harry Connick Jr was the first one to give it a go and he got the chocolate marshmallow flavor. Next up was Keith Urban who likes his eggnog. Finally, even though Jennifer Lopez resisted it as first, she agreed to give the plain old marshmallow a try. All three judges downed their glasses of sweet, sugar-filled milk and declared “It’s going to Hollywood.” Hopefully, the evil people at Prairie Farms will hear them because the circus in a glass,” is currently not available outside the Midwest. Nothing good ever comes to Los Angeles!
Before the judges tried the heavenly drink, Jimmy had some great one liners to describe it. They are, “It tastes like what I imagine what it would taste like to be breastfed by a mother clown,” and “I will say this, the reason that they sell this for Easter, is when you drink it you are like Jesus.” Amen!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vO19ev2DSo

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Who wore it better, LL Cool J or Ryan Seacrest?
February 8th, 2015 under American Idol 9+, Better than..., Ryan Seacrest. [ Comments: none ]


If two women show up on the red carpet wearing the same the gown, someone is going to pay dearly for the screw up. Well what if you are the host of The Grammys being interviewed by the host of American Idol and you are both wearing the same tuxedo? If you are LL Cool and J and Ryan Seacrest, then you just shake it off? At least until the fat lady sings and then all’s fair in fashion and war.

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Watch a mom embarrass her son on national TV!
January 16th, 2015 under American Idol 9+. [ Comments: none ]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mct3nqHJdOg
Qaasim Middleton brought his mom along on his audition for American Idol and boy does he wish he didn’t. When they were interviewing him before he met the judges, his sMother told the world that her boy is a virgin. What could the 18 year old do, but stand their embarrassed as his mom hugged him as she revealed his biggest secret.
Even though his mom just shared that her not so little boy is still pure to millions of people, it didn’t effect his time singing in front of Jennifer Lopez, Harry Connick Jr and Adam Lambert.
BTW there is nothing wrong with him still carrying the V-Card around, I just feel for him because he mom let it slip that he does.

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Oh no, Jimmy Kimmel broke Ryan Seacrest
December 5th, 2014 under American Idol 9+, Jimmy Kimmel, Ryan Seacrest. [ Comments: none ]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FW-fAsMtwak&feature=youtu.be
Ryan Seacrest was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and the ABC late night host wanted to see if the hardest working man in Hollywood could sit still for a minute. The good news, is that yes he can. The bad news, is that once he stops he stops. The American Idol host went into such a deep relaxation he couldn’t couldn’t come out of it.
So that means ABC is looking for someone new to host New Year’s Rockin’ Eve. Fox needs someone to take over American Idol’s hosting duties. And the best news of all, is that we can finally get rid of all the Kardashian shows on E!. Quick do it before he is conscious again!

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