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Lisa Rinna is Kris Jenner!
April 23rd, 2015 under American Horror Story, Lisa Rinna. [ Comments: 1 ]

Whomever is casting FX’s American Crime Story finally got one right. That’s because National Enquirer says that Lisa Rinna is going to play Kris Jenner, back when she was a Kardashian, in the mini-series about the OJ Simpson trial. Rinna has the right attitude to play this part, but personally I think that Three’s Company’s Joyce DeWitt looks more like her.
In case you forgot who will be playing her husband, David Schwimmer got the part of Robert Kardashian. John Travolta is going to play his partner Robert Shapiro and Cuba Gooding Jr is their client OJ Simpson.
Oh and did I mention this going to be a Ryan Murphy production? This mini-series is going to be so bad, it is going to be great!


Lady Gaga makes a reservation with American Horror Story!
February 25th, 2015 under American Horror Story, Lady Gaga. [ Comments: 1 ]

Days after wowing the world at the Oscars, Lady Gaga got her first big acting gig. Mother Monster will star in the fifth season of American Horror Story on FX in October. While FX announced that she will be joining the show, she announced the theme for this year’s horror anthology. It is Hotel. So just like a roach, actors will be able to check in, but they won’t be able to check out…
Now that Gaga has joined the show, it will be really interesting to see what other big names will check into that scary hotel?


BTWF roles: Evan Peters in Phil of the Future
October 15th, 2014 under American Horror Story, Before They Were Famous. [ Comments: none ]

Before Evan Peters was hanging around with witches in American Horror Story: Coven, he was hanging out with a guy from the future in Phil of the Future How freaking cute was the 17 year old in that 2004 episode?
xoxo Kelly!


Who’s more ready for Life on Mars?
October 9th, 2014 under American Horror Story. [ Comments: none ]

The best part about the season premiere of American Horror Story: Freak Show was Jessica Lange singing David Bowie’s Life on Mars. So much so, I know I am not the only who can’t get that tune out of their head. So watch Bowie do it, then watch Mrs King Kong do it and tell me who you think did a better job? I think they both are equally as good and deserve to find out if there is Life on Mars.


Come one, come all for American Horror Story: Freak Show tonight!
October 8th, 2014 under American Horror Story. [ Comments: none ]

There is a new show in town and everyone is going to want to see it. America Horror Story: Freak Show debuts on FX tonight at 10p and it is freakishly good.
Elsa Mars (Jessica Lange) runs a Freak Show in Jupiter, Fl back in 1952 and she is about to get a new member added to her lineup.
A woman is found murdered in her house and her twin daughter is discovered in there. I didn’t leave the s off after daughter by accident, I did it because the young woman has two heads. Bette and Dot (Sarah Paulson) have been hidden for all of their life, but that is now going to change when they meet Mars.
She decides to add them to her freak show that includes a bearded woman (Kathy Bates), and Ethel’s son, Jimmy, who has webbed hands. His hands are used by local women to please themselves if you know what I mean. Another woman who is there to please the people is Desiree (Angela Bassett) who has 3 breasts. Desiree is married to Strong Man Dell (Michael Chiklis) who was married to Ethel and fathered Jimmy but he doesn’t know that. They are just a few of the people who live this community.
There is one more person I will mention and he is Twisty the Clown (John Carroll Lynch). He has a killer act, as in he is killer. The quiet town of Jupiter is going to be all the buzz because their small town is getting even smaller. As in the people there will either go missing or they will be killed.
Will they start to figure it out? How will people deal with the Freak Show in the town? We will have to tune in each week for a show that could only come out of the mind of Ryan Murphy.


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