Progress Insurance has a newish (yes, it is has been out for over a month, but I didn’t see it until this morning. So whatevs) out now. And I think the insurance company might be having some financial problems.
That is because they could only afford to hire 3/5th of the members of *NSYNC. We got to see Lance Bass, Joey Fatone, and Chris Kirkpatrick in the ad. Missing are Justin Timberlake and that other guy. What was his name again, and whatever happened to him?
Seriously, why only hire 60% of a band when they could have gotten 100% of Backstreet Boys or 98 Degrees or Josh Groban.
Clorox did a viral video where a woman runs to the bathroom to get away from her chaotic life. Instead of saying, “Calgon. Take me away,” she wanted the Clorox Toilet Wand to do it.
If I am going to retreat into the bathroom, the only wand I am going to use is a vibrator. What woman wouldn’t choose that wand over the Clorox one?
I don’t know about you, but I have discovered I hate the smell of my own breath sometimes, thanks to masks. Well, I am not alone. Extra Gum decided to capitalize on that fact for their advantage in their latest campaign. If you want to mask your breath because you are wearing a mask, then you need to chew on Extra Gum.
Let me tell you; it is brilliant that they did this. Because I am a schmuck who loves to eat garlic and then go out to run a bunch of errands. Fun! Now, I know how my exes feel. Especially that guy I thought was a Vampire. But that is a whole other story.
Extra is giving us something to be thankful for this Thanksgiving. That is being able to smell your minty breath while you are wearing a mask.
Do you hate going to your work holiday parties? Well, this year they are off? Now, you don’t have to celebrate with the people you hate. Instead, you can grab a Miller Lite, and enjoy the beer with the people you actutally like. That is when it is safe again. Like 2022!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMg4pyQh-SA&feature=emb_title
Samuel L. Jackson and John Travolta reunited for a Capital One commercial, and Christmas came early this year for us. I have no idea what was going on, but it brought a smile to my face that I can’t turn upside down. It is the joy that 2020 has been longing for, and we finally got it.
Now, we need someone to give them a holiday movie because Travolta is a natural Santa Claus. It can be an odd couple film like Santa and Krampus, or in Jackson’s case Crapmus. Just one requirement, Quentin Tarantino can’t direct it. It needs to be a comedy and not a bloodfest.
