I don’t know about you, but I have discovered I hate the smell of my own breath sometimes, thanks to masks. Well, I am not alone. Extra Gum decided to capitalize on that fact for their advantage in their latest campaign. If you want to mask your breath because you are wearing a mask, then you need to chew on Extra Gum.
Let me tell you; it is brilliant that they did this. Because I am a schmuck who loves to eat garlic and then go out to run a bunch of errands. Fun! Now, I know how my exes feel. Especially that guy I thought was a Vampire. But that is a whole other story.
Extra is giving us something to be thankful for this Thanksgiving. That is being able to smell your minty breath while you are wearing a mask.
Do you hate going to your work holiday parties? Well, this year they are off? Now, you don’t have to celebrate with the people you hate. Instead, you can grab a Miller Lite, and enjoy the beer with the people you actutally like. That is when it is safe again. Like 2022!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMg4pyQh-SA&feature=emb_title
Samuel L. Jackson and John Travolta reunited for a Capital One commercial, and Christmas came early this year for us. I have no idea what was going on, but it brought a smile to my face that I can’t turn upside down. It is the joy that 2020 has been longing for, and we finally got it.
Now, we need someone to give them a holiday movie because Travolta is a natural Santa Claus. It can be an odd couple film like Santa and Krampus, or in Jackson’s case Crapmus. Just one requirement, Quentin Tarantino can’t direct it. It needs to be a comedy and not a bloodfest.
In 1988, Bruce Willis starred in a little Christmas movie called Die Hard. Now, 32 years later, DieHard battery is finally did an epic ad combining the two? What took you so long, mother f*ckers? Oh yeah, great things come to those who wait. Either that, or it took them this long to save up the money to make this commercial. How much do you think it cost? I am sure it cost them more than a Yippee Ki Yay.
https://www.facebook.com/goodhumor/videos/645811609652704
Did you know the ice cream truck jingle we know has racist ties to it? It does because of parody versions of the 19th-century tune. Good Humor no longer wants ice cream to be associated with that song anymore.
Therefore, they reached out to Wu Tang Clan’s RZA, and asked him to come up with a new track for them and all ice cream trucks. How could he say no to that? Especially since they offered him a lifetime supply of their ice cream for free. They didn’t. But it would sweeten, literally, the deal for me.
Anyways, Good Humor and RZA are making their version free forever to all of the ice cream trucks in the world. All they ask is that they stop playing Turkey in the Straw, and use their modern melody instead.
I prefer it to the original. What about you?
BTW Am I the only one who wants to know why they went to RZA instead of Ice-T, Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice? Not that I don’t like what he did. It just seems like one of the Ices go better with ice cream.
