In case you haven’t heard, married Adam Levine has been sending salacious DMs to women that are not his wife, Behati Prinsloo.
One of the sexts he sent told a woman, “That body of yours is absurd.” Well, as soon as KFC saw that, they knew they were going to weigh in on that situation.
So, they posted his words with a photo of Colonel Sanders and his bow tie that looks like a stick figure body and wrote, “Sir, we are a fast food restaurant.”
And with that, they proved they are not chicken. Well, they sell chicken, but they are brave enough to take on any meme that calls their name, unlike Chick-fil-A, who is too afraid to work 7 days a week.
Ever since Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani announced that they are engaged, everyone wants to know if the country singer’s frenemy Adam Levine will sing at his wedding.
Yesterday, when the Maroon 5 singer was on SiriusXM’s The Morning Mash Up, they asked him how much he would charge the couple. “They can’t afford me,” he said jokingly.
Then he went on to say they have not asked him yet, and he doesn’t consider Shelton telling Seth Meyers on Late Night an ask. Plus, Levine thinks that his “friend” will ask someone like Luke Bryan instead. Personally, I think they would go with Trace Adkins since Shelton performed the nuptials as an ordained minister at his wedding. I mean, I would rather have my first dance to be to Honky Tonk Badonkadonk than Moves Like Jagger any day.
Let’s be honest, Warner Bros needs a new Superman. It is not that Henry Cavill did a bad job. It is just the movies he was in were awful.
Anyways, it looks like Adam Levine is throwing his cape into the mix. You know, it is not a bad idea because he looks like Clark Kent, if Clark Kent was a Rocker during the day, instead of working for the Daily Planet.
