This weekend almost everyone wanted to go see Fifty Shades of Grey, but what if you have one of the other films in theaters now and you want movies goers to go see your film instead. If you are Sony, you re-cut a commercial for the biggest comedy of the year so far and make it look more like the biggest erotic one. So now that you’ve seen The Wedding Ringer in a different light, does it make you want to go see the games that Josh Gad and Kevin Hart play in it? I know I want to check it out now just for the handcuff scene!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMn2cgL9tDU
via FTV Live Australia Today‘s Lisa Wilkinson had to review Fifty Shades of Grey and she said it was the worst movie she has never seen. But her review did not stop there, she also had some great one liners to describe the movie that made her feel like she was in the red room and not in a good way. She started it off with, “Fifty Shades of Grey is more appalling than appealing.” Adding, “It’s domestic violence dressed up as erotica; and if there’s one thing this movie is not, it is erotic.” She concluded her review by saying, “I know you are wondering as to Pete, no he didn’t get lucky last night because after 2 hours (actually 80 minutes) of complete drivel I need more than choc top to pop my corn.”
So I guess we can conclude, she would rather be spanked in Christian Grey style than to go see the sequel when it comes out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhunSpXWMLY
We are days away from the release of the Fifty Shades of Grey movie and NBC late night thought it would be fun to have men read from the book.
Jimmy Fallon started it off on The Tonight Show by reading lines from the book in different accents with Christian Grey himself, Jamie Dornan.
Once we were done hearing their fake accents it was time for Late Night with Seth Meyers to take it to the streets of Manhattan and have several men there read from the best selling book since the bible. Their expressions as they say each word aloud is better than anything that can happen in the movie. Although, probably not as funny as anything that will happen in the film that has 20 minutes of sex.
Antonio Toscano recreated the Fifty Shades of Grey trailer with Lego and the plastic blocks showed more emotions than Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan do in the real one. Even though Lego is inanimate, their Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey have more sexual chemistry than the two living actors.
And that is big reason why I don’t want to see the movie version of the book when it comes out on Valentine’s Day. Though, I would see the Lego version of it.
The first full trailer is out for the very much anticipated Fifty Shades of Grey and does it turn you on?
I wish I could say that the movie that’s coming out on Valentine’s Day is making me hot, but the casting is so bad I can’t get any fulfillment out of the trailer. Dakota Johnson is just too blah for the role. The mousy brown dye job makes her seem more mousy, and that was not Anastasia Steele. What do you think?
If you are that turned off for the film, then we have an alternate to watch that day. Old Fashioned is an old fashioned love story, and some people will be seeking that out on February 14th instead of the Red Room!
