If you thought that the Fifty Shades movies are the most embarrassing thing that Jamie Dorman has ever done, then you would be wrong. Today, he told Graham Norton a story that is even more embarrassing than starring in those films.
Back when he was just 15 years old, he was starring in a play and playing rugby at the same time. One night, he did a play where he had to wear fake beard and then he had a party to go afterwards with his rugby mates. Since he was underdeveloped at the time, he decided to cut up the beard for his face and glue it on his other head. This way if he got any action, she would be impressed. Even though the black carpet would not match the blonde drapes.
Before he went to the party, he checked out his masterpiece and he was impressed with his artwork. Therefore, he went the party, met a girl, made out with her and tried to get her to go to third base on him. Do they play the bases over in The UK? Anyways, luckily for him, he struck out. Why? He said that when he got home, it looked awful and that would have been really humiliating.
And yet, this story is still more embarrassing than playing Christian Grey. Maybe that is why he was the only actor who was brave enough to take on the part. I mean, what can be worse than self gluing hair onto your part? Nothing.
Oh and to make the story even more epic. When he got home and went to remove the fake hair, he also removed whatever real hair he did have down there. So once again, he was bald like a baby. Poor Jamie.
The first teaser is out for the final movie in the Fifty Shades of Grey franchise. I am not sure if Fifty Shades Freed is going to the big screen of the little one this Valentine’s Day. Because after watching that trailer, I feel like I have seen it time and time again on the Lifetime Movie Network. Do not get me wrong, I love those telemovies. I just do not like the Fifty Shades ones that did not do the books justice. Wow, even I will admit that just sounded really sad that I said that. But let’s be real. The movies have made he cheesy books even cheesier and that did not seem possible. As we know it is thanks to bad casting.
Jamie Dornan was talking about how awkward it is to do sex scenes with Dakota Fanning in Fifty Shades Darker on The Graham Norton Show, and he included Keanu Reeves and Whoopi Goldeberg, who were also on the talk show with him, in on the discussion. The Oscar winner chimed in and said, “This is why I love him, cause he includes me in…These guys know that sex scenes are just really hard. It’s like, no babe!”
Believe it or not, with all of the movies Whoopi has done, she hasn’t gotten any whoopi in them. Her sex life in them is like a Ghost and dead. The BBC host wanted to know if that was her decision, and she said, “Nooooo!” Then Christian Grey reassured her that there is still time for that. Which if they were to have one, it would give new meaning to Fifty Shades Darker. Could you imagine? Let’s not and say we did because that is a View we can live without. Kind of like The View.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtpvkqiWtTQ
via Entertainment Weekly
French figure skaters Vanessa James and Morgan Cipres skated to The Weeknd’s Earned It from Fifty Shades of Grey at the ISU European Figure Skating Championships recently and I have never seen a routine as sexy as that one on the ice. I mean I need an ice cold shower after that. Although part of me doesn’t want to because I want to keep this feeling going for a little bit longer.
The pair will compete in the 2017 World Figure Skating Championships on March 29th and I hope they make it to next year Olympics because I would red room love to see them compete in it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aVfMGJiib0 Earlier this week Mr Clean released their new commercial and several women (including me) were turned on by the animated version of him. His muscles just glistened in it and gave me thoughts that needed to be cleaned up by him. She writes while biting her lip.
There was one woman, who wasn’t turned on by him, and because of that Ellen DeGeneres decided to have fun with the Super Bowl ad. She mashed it up with the Fifty Shades Darker trailer, and now I am so turned there is something else that Mr Clean needs to clean up!
There is help for me, right?
