I never thought I would really want to see a movie with Shia LaBeouf and Dakota Johnson, but it could be because they are not the true stars of The Peanut Butter Falcon. The real star of the movie is Zack Gottsagen.
The darling movie is about, “Zak (Gottsagen), a young man with Down syndrome, who runs away from a residential nursing home to follow his dream of attending the professional wrestling school of his idol, The Salt Water Redneck (Thomas Haden Church). A strange turn of events pairs him on the road with Tyler (LaBeouf), a small time outlaw on the run, who becomes Zak’s unlikely coach and ally. Together they wind through deltas, elude capture, drink whisky, find God, catch fish, and convince Eleanor (Johnson), a kind nursing home employee charged with Zak’s return, to join them on their journey.”
I am so over superhero movies with comic book villains. It is nice to see a movie about finding friendship at the time you need them the most. It also does not matter what your friend is like as long as they are your companion. Hollywood needs more movies like this one. Mark your calendars for August 9th because you are not going to want to miss this endearing film. Plus, if you go see it, then we will get more features like this one. Money talks!
Heck, it might even get LaBeouf an Oscar nomination and make us like him again. It could also make us forget about Johnson’s other movies. Not to shade her or anything, but… Let their past work be that and this be their future endeavors.
.@E_L_James has been teasing her fans for some time that she’s working on a new project… and now we can exclusively reveal that she has a brand new book coming out!@keirsimmons sat down with her in her writing room to get all the details! pic.twitter.com/nvcQhZxGA2
It has been almost 8 years since we read the first Fifty Shades book, and E.L. James confirmed today that she has a new novel cumming out with a new set of lovers.
She told Today, that it is about Maxim, a wealthy Englishman, who meets, Alessia, a young woman. It is a 21st century Cinderella story with sex. The Mister sounds a lot like Fifty Shades of Grey and its subsequent books. Which is why we will buy it, read it and go to see the inevitable movies when they cum out.
Are you excited (literally) for her new erotic tale? It would give me more of a rise if she actually spelled cum properly! Every time she used that word in those books, it would drive me crazy and not the way she intended it to.
The Mister cums out on April 16th. Want to make sure to get the first edition, then you can preorder it now.
Earlier in the week, there was a rumor that Dakota Johnson was pregnant because some balloons were released at a star-studded party at her house.
Today, she is on Ellen and Ellen DeGeneres wanted to know what happened. The Fifty Shades star revealed that she was having a birthday party at her house and they had an arch of balloons there. She guesses a string got loose and the balloons went flying up into the sky. Thus, causing people to assume that it was having a gender reveal party. Which it was not.
Now, not only does she have to tell people that she is not having Chris Martin’s child, but she also has to explain to them why they were not invited the shindig. Which was really awkward because DeGeneres was not invited and wanted to know why. But then Johnson told her that she was not invited to Ellen’s 50th, she was just there as arm candy for her boyfriend.
Proving that celebrities need to invite all talk show hosts to their parties if they don’t want something like this to happen to them.
Jamie Dornan is a man. Thus, if he has to take the underwear off of a women before they have sex, it is not going to be done in a way that women will find sexy. He will just rip them off and go for it. But in the Fifty Shades movies, a man can not do that. Therefore, Dakota Johnson showed him how to do it properly and a way that will turn women on. How? He told Conan O’Brien that you wrap your thumbs around the top and slowly pull them down one side at a time.
Did he get a thumbs up from his co-star for his thumbs down? He did not say, but you saw that movie, what do you think?
Before an older woman ruined Jamie Dornan’s sex life in Fifty Shades of Grey, he was helping an older woman live in Shadows in the Sun. He looks the same now as he did when he was 26 in that 2009 movie.
