A few years ago, Jimmy Kimmel’s nephew Wesley tried to find love on The Baby Bachelor and he did with Kimmel’s BFF’s daughter. Now it is time for awwwwwwdorable 4 year old Bianca to find her Mr Right. She will have plenty of boys to chose from, although it is evident that there is already a front runner. His name is Alex and the 39 month old came riding in on a black horse aka a motorcycle. Manny, 37 months, might be a close runner up, but maybe not.
It is so frustrating not knowing who she is going to give that sweet candy ring to, who she is going to give a timeout to and so on. I feel like JoJo Fletcher watching herself on The Bachelorette. Hopefully at the end of this journey, both of them will find their Prince Charmings. And one of them will be nice enough to give me one of their leftovers. Scratch that, I only want Flecther’s leftovers. I am not picky because it is slim pickings here in LA.
Back to Bianca, I can’t wait for the next episode of The Baby Bachlorette. My whole life now revolves her finding her soul mate.
Chelsea Handler was on The Late Late Show yesterday and James Corden challenged her to a game of Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts. Basically, it is like Truth or Dare, you either tell the truth or you consume something disgusting like pickled pigs feet, clam juice or crickets.
Handler answered all of the questions like is 50 Cent bankrupt down there or if his cash supply is over flowing. Let’s just you will want him to make a deposit, if you know what I mean.
When it comes to CBS late night host, he was opposite of his guest and he ate and drank a lot of disgusting stuff. So much so, I think his guts will be spilled in the bathroom first break he can get.
A few months ago, 50 Cent reportedly filed for bankruptcy which made some of us think he didn’t have any money. I guess he forgot to look in his fridge because there seems to be plenty of green in there and I am not talking about kale and lettuce. That is some country crock, the margarine, I mean that is in there too.
A few months ago, 50 Cent files for bankruptcy. Well yesterday, he posted photos of himself with a lot cash. So much cash, he was able to spell out the word broke with all of the bills he had.
Let’s hope the judge in his bankruptcy case doesn’t see these photos because he might have second thoughts.
BTW I was able to spell out broke with my money too, except I used pennies because it was the only way I was able to do it.
Someone is actually going to marry Jordan Schlansky and since he has no friends Conan O’Brien threw him a Bachelor Party. You would think he would be happy about that; and you would be wrong because afterall this is Jordan Schlansky and he’s never happy. Even though he wasn’t in to it, the TBS late night host gave it his all. Conan brought in some Jägermeister on the tap, a DJ, a paid-for-the night friend and 2 strippers.
Even though bachelor didn’t enjoy it, it’s the most fun I had a bachelor party where I wasn’t get paid to be there. But that is a whole other story.
Whenever Conan does a bit with his Associate Producer, I wonder why TBS hasn’t given these two their own weekly series. They are a Laurel & Hardy and Abbott & Costello for the modern era. I’d watch them go at over and over again, wouldn’t you?
