So those bullied bullies want to divide the United States as much as possible, and because of that, it seems like no one is laughing anymore.
However, every now and again, we can all agree to laugh about something. Today, that comes to us from Lord Vinheteiro playing rubber chickens to the melody of Celine Dion’s My Heart Will Go On from Titanic.
Press play, and laugh. You know you want and need to.
For years, donald trump has said that he has wanted to get Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel fired. And it looks like he has found a way to do that.
However, there was something he did not account for, and that is that Colbert is that The Late Show host still has seven months left on his contract. Therefore, he can say and do whatever he wants because what are they going to do, fire him? They already did that.
So when Colbert heard that Jimmy Kimmel Live is suspended indefinitely, he and his staff knew they had to go after the dick-tator wannabe. And they did.
They changed up the lyrics to Beauty and the Beast’s Be Our Guest to be all about the orange one. And he is not going to like it. Because, as they say, the truth hurts, and this was very truthful.
Just like the original tune, this one is very catchy. So catchy, I cannot stop singing it.
Let’s be honest. Labubus are ugly, and most of us cannot understand why they are such a huge craze now. Right? Right! My blind friend asked me to describe them to her, and the first thing I said to her is that, “They are fucking ugly.” I would buy my niece anything her heart desires, but not Labubus. Thankfully, she is not into them.
Anywho…Yesterday, on The Tonight Show
, Jimmy Fallon asked Jason Bateman to play a new game. What is it? It is Pickleball Golf Labubu Death Challenge. The object of the game is to knock down as many Labubus from the wall of fugly dolls by hitting a pickleball with a golf club.
The best part is that there are two special ones, Jason LaBateman and Jimmy Falubum, who have their faces on them. If they hit one of those, it is worth five points, while the other ones are only worth one.
How did they do? There were way too many left, so poorly. But Fallon did knock himself out.
Mel Owens is the new Golden Bachelor, and the 66-year-old said that he doesn’t want to date women over 60. However, the minimum age of the contestants is 60.
So, would he be happy dating older women? It looks like he is in the teaser.
But I am not. Because he is as exciting as a wet noodle. And talking about wet noodles… I am assuming you know where I was going with that.
