We know Harry Styles as a singer who is also a part-time actor. Additionally, he has another job; he is the co-owner of the sex toys company Pleasing.
Today, his company announced the launch of two new products,
The Pleasing Lube is a silicone lubricant developed to support a wide range of intimate experiences and exploration.
Talking about exploration, there is also The Pleasing Double-Sided Vibrator. Unlike his old band, One Direction, it goes in both directions. One side is to pleasure you on the outside, and the other one goes inside.
If you use it correctly, you can experience watermelon sugar.
There was a time when it looked like Days of our Lives days were numbered. But then, in 2022, it moved from NBC over to the sister streamer site, Peacock. On its new home, the Soap Opera found newfound success.
Today, Peacock announced that the Daytime Drama was picked up for two more seasons, which will bring the show to its 63rd season.
Not bad for the little show that keeps going like sands through the hourglass.
I have seen animated nudity on South Park before, but I was not prepared to see what I saw yesterday on the 27th season premiere of South Park.
They went after Donald Trump, just as he goes after everyone else. And unlike the president, what Trey Parker and Matt Stone did was hysterical. I am still laughing.
Since they use animation that does not require a lot of time to produce, they were able to incorporate current jokes, such as Stephen Colbert’s cancellation and the addition of cane sugar to Coke.
But it didn’t stop there. There is also a rumor, started by Trump, that part of the settlement with Paramount is that Skydance will do PSAs for him. Well, Parker and Stone did their own PSA for him. They had a live-action version of him walking in the desert in a suit, and slowly stripping down until he was naked. Then, we see him fall to the sand, exposing his huge ass. Finally, he turns over and his “teeny tiny penis” rises up and endorses the PSA.
It is an image I will never unsee. But it is also something I can’t stop laughing at, just like I can’t stop laughing at the portrait they made of Trump having a smaller penis than David.
Oh, and did I mention that they literally had him bed with the Devil, which we all assumed, just like the Epstein Files.
Side note. After I watched the episode, I spoke to my blind friend, and I told her it was a good thing that she could not see the naked Donald Trump. And she laughed, but not as hard as she did during the episode! Now, both of us can’t wait for Paramount+ to add audio description to the episode to hear how they describe those scenes.
The little things in life that make the world a better place.
Finally, I don’t expect South Park to be cancelled, no matter how much Trump cries and threatens to stop the merger. That is because Paramount signed a $1.5 billion deal with Paramount this week. Do you know how much it would cost to break it?
Happy Gilmore 2 debuts tomorrow on Netflix, and it sounds like Adam Sandler is not the star of the sequel. That title now goes to Benito Antonio Martínez Ocasio. Who is that? Puerto Rican Rapper Bad Bunny, who proved he is funny on Saturday Night Live.
Anyways, back to Bad Bunny, who is giving me bad thoughts! The streamer shared a preview of him in the movie, and he definitely got my honey pot stirring as he stirred the honey in that pot!
Forget Christopher McDonald, I am tuning in for the honey stirrer.
