Chevy Chase shared a photo of himself with his arm in a sling and an eyepatch over his eye.
So what happened? All he wrote was, “Sorry I’m late, I had to attend the reading of a will. I had to stay until the very end, and I found out I received nothing… broke my arm.”
I am sure that is not the story. But whatever happened has to be interesting because he is looking like a pirate two months before Halloween.
So what do you think happened to him? I think he was trying to hang up the Christmas decorations, and he fell off the ladder. It would not be like that was the first time.
Do you love the smell of Little Debbie snacks before you eat one? Well, now your place can smell like that.
How can you make that miracle happen? Little Debbie teamed up with Goose Creek to release 12 candles that smell like their yummy little cakes.
The scents are Oatmeal Creme Pie, Honey Buns, Nutty Buddy, Strawberry Shortcake Roll, Zebra Cakes, Swiss Rolls, Fudge Rounds, Pumpkin Delight, Cosmic Brownies, Fall Party Cakes, Christmas Tree Brownies, and Christmas Tree Cakes.
Which candles are you going to buy? I don’t believe in discrimination, so I am going to try them all. That is unless you can gain weight by burning them.
Blink-182 is on tour in Europe. However, the band just cancelled the next four dates because of Travis Barker.
“Due to an urgent family matter, Travis has had to return home to the States,” the statement reads. “The Glasgow, Belfast, and Dublin shows are being postponed. More information in regards to his return to Europe and rescheduled dates will be provided as soon as available.”
Hopefully, everyone, including his very pregnant wife, Kourtney Kardashian, will be OK.
Valerie Bertinelli went to see Taylor Swift in concert and declared that she can’t be human. The actress might be onto something.
Some might say that Swift went to the same crossroads as Robert Johnson and made a pact with the Devil.
Why do I think that? Well, the singer announced yesterday that she is releasing a big screen version of her Eras Tour on Friday, the 13th of October.
That is the same date that Warner Bros was planning on releasing the sequel to The Exorcist.
I say planning because the studio realized they can’t compete against the Swifties. So Jason Blum, the head of Blumhouse, threw up the white flag and said, “Look what you made me do. The Exorcist: Believer moves to 10/6/23. #TaylorWins”
Therefore, Taylor is stronger than the Exorcist. And the only entity that can defeat an exorcist is The Devil himself. So she is the Devil.
Back to Blum and Swift, I wonder if there is Bad Blood between them now. And I bet he is Team Kanye West because it makes more sense for his film to be released on Friday the 13th than hers. But she is more powerful than he will ever be, and he has M3GAN, Michael Myers, The Purge, and Paranormal Activity on his side.
