Al Roker posted a video of his Today co-anchor, Craig Melvin, eating a popsicle. And I am not sure it is safe for us to watch at work.
That is because he licks the tip of it until he is ready to put his whole mouth around it, and then he sucks on it. Kind of like how I do a blow job. Tell me I am not the only one who thought that when they watched this?
Yeah, it is a slow day. And this is how exciting as it gets.
There is a new hot combination coming to the freezer section this September, and it is heating things up. That is because First We Feast’s Hot Ones teamed up with Hot Pockets for four new pockets. And they will get your mouth watering or filled with water because your tongue will be on fire.
Fiery Hot Pepperoni (10/10)
Made with Hot Ones™ The Last Dab™ Apollo sauce—the HOTTEST sauce on Hot Ones.
Hot Habanero Sausage & Pepperoni (5/10)
Made with Hot Ones™ Los Calientes™ Rojo sauce—extra habaneros up the heat factor.
Smoky Green Chile Cheesesteak (5/10)
Made with Hot Ones™ Los Calientes™ Verde—green serranos give a pleasing punch.
Spicy Garlic Chicken & Bacon (2/10)
Made with Hot Ones™ The Classic™ Garlic Fresno—a beautiful, earthy and mild heat.
Which one are you going to try first? I don’t discriminate against anything made with hot sauce, so I will be trying them all.
Most of us are still experiencing Summer’s hot weather, so we are not really into Pumpkin Spice season quite yet. Dunkin’ Donuts realizes that. So today, they announced what will be joining their menu in the Fall, but they won’t launch it until September 1st.
So what are we anxiously waiting for? We can order Pumpkin Cake Donut and MUNCHKINS® Donut Hole Treats or a Pumpkin Muffin for our bellies. And for our thirst, we can get a Pumpkin Spice Signature Latte, a Nutty Pumpkin Coffee, or a Pumpkin Swirl.
I love this time of the year because Pumpkin Spice is the best!
We know that Jason Mraz is a singer, but did you know he grows coffee beans and avocados? Not only that, he told Hoda Kotb and Jenna Bush on Today yesterday that he sells his avocados to Chipotle. So if you are not cheap (like me) and get their guacamole, then your mouth is saying I’m yours to his avocados.
Therefore, if you listen to his music while you eat their guac, then two of your senses are his. And if you watch one of his music videos, like I Feel Like Dancing while enjoying a burrito, then three of your senses belong to him.
I think I am smoking someone of the stuff that he and his friend Willie Nelson are smoking.
