Next year, American Pie is turning 25. And DoorDash doesn’t want to wait to celebrate the movie’s milestone. So they asked Jason Biggs and Seann William Scott to be in their commercial to promote DashPass. Because DashPass is going to give Jim, I mean Jason, the “Best Summer ever.”
And Stifler, I mean Seann, thought that they had the best summer in 1999, so he is mad at his friend for betraying him. Well, he got over it quickly, and now they are friends again, remembering that one time in band camp. Oh wait, that was Jim’s wife. Where is Alyson Hannigan?
This advertisement would’ve been a whole lot better if there was an apple pie in his DashPass order. You can’t have an American Pie reunion with an apple pie!
Forget Cocaine Bear. Let’s not even talk about TMNT: Mutant Mayhem. Little Mermaid, who? Those are not the movies that everyone is going to want to see this year. So what is it? Cocaine Crabs from Outer Space deserves that title.
When a couple of intergalactic space crabs land on Earth, they encounter the one thing they didn’t expect… A duo of dumb frat boys force-feeding them cocaine! As it turns out, cocaine gives space crabs an overbearing impulse to kill! Their string of peculiar homicides has Detective Charlie Reese thinking that something smells fishy… literally! But, when he explains to his Captain that crabs may be causing the grisly murders, he is quickly dismissed. Trying to back up his theory, Detective Reese seeks the help of a sea life expert, but the best local help he can find is a pet store employee named ‘Alex Bailey.’ Convinced that the detective may be onto something, the two of them find themselves teaming up in the deadly wake of the coked-out crabs!
If the plot is not enough to make you want to get high with it, then the expensive special effects are going to draw you in like crabs to butter sauce.
And once you see it, you are going to be addicted for life! And I don’t want to go to rehab if that means I can’t watch Cocaine Crabs from Outer Space over and over and over and over again!
SRS Cinema doesn’t have a release date on this future classic, but I hope they don’t wait too long because I need my fix, and I need it now.
UPDATE: Pre-sales for the movie start on Thursday at 7p, and it will start shipping in late August.
Yesterday was Lisa Whelchel’s 60th birthday, and you would never know it by looking at her. She looks exactly the same as she did when she was on The Facts of Life over 40 years ago.
And if she didn’t age and I grew up watching her, then I am not aging either. That is how it goes, right?
Seriously, doesn’t the actress look fabulous? Blair Warner would be proud of how beautiful she turned out—all of Mrs. Garrett’s girls aged fantastically.
Grease: Rise of the Pink Ladies is the prequel to the musical we didn’t know we needed. And it is just what we wanted.
During the last Thursday’s episode, we had a moment that reminded us of a scene from the original play. And we got the best musical number of the series so far.
Nancy (Tricia Fukuhara) is upset that the Pink Ladies broke up, and she wants to get them back together. However, when she confronts them, she makes things even worse.
So, she decides she is going to drop out of high school and move to NYC to pursue her dream of being a fashion designer.
And that is when she gets a vision from the Angel of Fashion who gives her some Brutal Honesty.
Will it be enough to get her to stay at Rydell? You will just have to watch the series on Paramount+ to find out. What else are you watching? Everything you were watching has ended, so it is time to pick up something new. And something that is so enjoyable with fantastic musical numbers.
Just like the one above! That is just a glimpse of the excellence you have been missing out on.
Fun fact: Justin Tranter, who played the Angel of Fashion, is also the music composer for the series.
