Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Once the trailer for Cocaine Bear was a huge success, I knew there were going to be copycats. The Asylum already announced that they are working on Meth Gator, and Wide Eye Releasing released the trailer for Cocaine Shark.

The movie is about a mafia drug lord has unleashed a new, highly addictive stimulant on the streets called HT25, derived from sharks held captive in a secret lab, and which causes monstrous side effects. After an explosion and leak at the lab, an army of mutated, bloodthirsty sharks and other creatures are set loose on the world as a small band of people try to stop the carnage.

The movie is from Mark Polonia, who has given us Amytiville in Space, Sharkula, Noah’s Shark, Virus Shark, Shark Encounters of the Third Kind, Land Shark, Sharkenstein, and Snow Shark, to name a few.

You can watch several of the above on Tubi TV, and you can buy the Cocaine Shark DVD on lucky 7/7.

 

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Before Sofia Vergara was selling hot sauce on Modern Family, she was buying Topacio oil. How gorgeous was the 20-something actress in the ’90s?

Jesse Spencer left Chicago Fire in 2021, but he will be reprising his role in April to fill the void left by Taylor Kinney, who took a temporary leave from the series in January due to a personal matter.

Variety did not say why Matt Casey is returning to Chicago.

This is not the first time Spencer has come home. There was no way that Casey was going to miss his friend’s wedding at the end of last season.

Elias is embarking on one hell of an apology tour on tonight's new #GhostsCBS— you won't want to miss it. pic.twitter.com/S7XgYqFBcQ

— Ghosts (@GhostsCBS) March 9, 2023

I love Ghosts! My favorite scene from the CBS sitcom is when Hetty (Rebecca Wisocky) told her husband Elias (Matt Walsh) to go to hell. And he did.

Well, tonight at 8:30p on Fox, Elias is back, and he wants to stay. All he has to do is get his wife to sign a contract saying she forgives him. Will she sign it?

When she is hesitant to do it, he makes a deal with one of the other Ghosts to go to hell in his place. Can the Ghosts save that ghost?

And then there is Jay (Utkarsh Ambudkar); he accidentally walks through Flower (Sheila Carrasco) and gets high. He likes it so much he needs more of her ghost ability. Can Sam (Rose McIver) save her husband from himself?

Oh, and did I mention what song Elias says is playing on repeat in hell? The producers had fun with their choice. But I will warn you, you won’t be able to get it out of your head once you find out which tune it is.

Just when I think I couldn’t love Ghosts anymore, they find a way to do it. There is a reason why this is CBS’s second most watched program! Find out why.

hot goss with a co-worker? 👄 👀 count me in! new Animal Control airs tonight at 9/8c! pic.twitter.com/ILuSKtXLpz

— Comedy Club FOX (@ComedyClubFOX) March 9, 2023

Then at 9p on Fox, it is time for Animal Control and more animals.

Amit (Ravi V. Patel) and Victoria (Grace Palmer) have to go get a bear out of a hot tub, and that is not the worst thing they have to deal with that day. Amit forgot to sign his daughter’s permission slip for her school trip, so she has to spend the day with them. She makes bears seem tame compared to her antics.

And there were last week’s antics when Frank (Joel McHale) slept with Doleres (Kelli Ogmundson). When she blows off their one-night stand, Frank can’t understand why and things start to go bad for him.

However, not as bad as they go for Emily (Vella Lovell). She asks the man she replaced for lunch, and things go horribly wrong. So much so that I will tell you not to eat before you watch this episode. But I have said too much.

Tune into Animal Control for the animals, but stay for the hearts and laughter!

Ed Sheeran has a new album coming out, and today he released a sneak peek of the first single, Eyes Closed.

The singer has already said that Subtract is about some of the tough times he went through recently. In a matter of months, his wife was diagnosed with a tumor while she was pregnant with their second child that doctors couldn’t deal with until after she gave birth, and he also lost his friend Jamal Edwards suddenly.

As I was listening to Eyes Closed, I felt it was Sheeran singing about his friend. And then I closed my eyes and started picturing my late parents. So I started to cry. But I wasn’t sad.

If this is what his album, which comes out on May 5th, is going to be like, I will make sure to stock up on tissues and make an appointment with my therapist because I am going to need both.

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