Today is a big day in Burbank, California; Raising Cane’s finally opened up its restaurant today, Well, I decided to check out their Facebook page, and I saw they just released a nail polish that is the same color as their sauce,
While it is a pretty color, I couldn’t wear it because it is there same shade as my skin. While that is me, would you wear it? If you would, then you can buy it for $6.99.
Adam Sandler has a black eye after an accident in his bed. And it turns out that is not his worst recent injury.
Yesterday, when the Sandman was on The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon, the actor told the host a story about his recent trip to Spain. When he was there, he went for a swim in the Meditteranean. The water there is very salty, so everything floats. And I do mean everything.
As the comedian was in the water, he noticed everyone was naked because it was a nude beach. He decided to give it a go and took off his bathing suit. That caused his testicles and fishing hook to float up to the water.
It must’ve looked yummy because some seagulls thought it was a fish, I am sorry, worm, and tried to take a bite out of it. But when they got closer, they realized it was not what they thought it was and flew away. He thought he was in the clear until he saw another seagull that thought it looked like a Wendy’s french fry.
And now he will never go nude again, and the seagulls are happy about that.
Rita Moreno was on The Talk yesterday, and she told a story that was better suited for Soap Operas than a talk show.
The legendary actress started her story by telling the hosts that Jane Fonda, 84, asked her how she feels about sex. Moreno told her co-star, “Oh! Forget about it.”
However, a few days later, when they were filming a scene for Eighty For Brady in a locker room, her pheromones went off. Actually, she didn’t say it as much as she showed us how excited she was to see Julian Edleman in his towel.
And once that scene was done, the Oscar winner told Fonda to ask her that question again.
Moreno might be 90, but I don’t think any man in the locker would come away after a tryst with her able to walk right. After all, she has been with Elvis Presley and Marlon Brando, and those boys don’t have anything on them.
If I make it to 90, I want to be as vivacious as her! And, I don’t believe she is a nonagenarian! Do you?
I thought Ed Sheeran was a stand-up guy with us, but it turns out he is a cheeky little bastard.
You know how he named his albums are +. x, ÷, and =? Well, you would think he loves math and is good at it. It turns out he has been lying to us all of this time. The singer admitted today, “Fun fact I actually failed maths in school.”
And the singer failed us by not misleading us. But, I will give him the benefit of the doubt this time. However, if he does it again, then I will give him the one major math symbol he hasn’t used.
