Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Want to see Cole Sprouse’s cute butt? – Dlisted

Chrisley doesn’t know best – Pajiba

Salma Hayek in a bikini – Egotastic

Katie Holmes in her panties – Drunken Stepfather

Andy Cohen’s cringeworthy gift for his sons – Celebitchy

Want to stay on the Scooby-Doo Mystery Van? – Screen Rant

If ever there was any man who needs a vasectomy, it is Nick Cannon. Especially since today, we found that he is expecting baby #9 and counting.

Therefore, Ryan Reynolds called up the 41-year-old and offered him a vasectomy. Just not the one he needs. Actually, it is quite the opposite because it is a drink made with Reynold’s Aviation American Gin.

If Cannon can’t put a condom on when he is sober, how is he going to do it when he has a cocktail or two.

So, we can blame Reynolds for babies #13 and #14 because the Vasectomy sounds delicious.

Oh, and when it comes to Reynolds wanting to drink now because he has three girls under 7. Wait until he has three teenage girls in the house. I am sure the Vasectomy will be too weak for him when that happens. He will just be drinking gin straight at that point, especially if they are all on the same cycle with his wife, Blake Lively!

One last note, can we all agree that Ryan Reynolds is the most brilliant man in advertising these days? He is the most significant advertising genius since Emory Leeson.

Before Post Malone was loved, he wanted to know Why Don’t You Love Me. How funny was the 17-year-old in that 2004 music video parody?

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If you have been on Tiktok recently, then you have seen people try Healthy Coke. What is it? It is a splash of Balsamic Vinaigrette and a La Croix sparkling flavored water. This one woman swears by it, so will Hoda Kotb and Jenna Bush do the same?

For the first time, I saw the Today hosts look disgusted. And if they can’t fake it, that tells you how disgusting it is. So, save the money and don’t buy a La Croix to try it out unless you are a masochist and just have to do it.

Yesterday, I posted about a nail polish that is the color of Raising Cane’s sauce. Today, I am going to tell you that Nails, Inc. teamed up with Velveeta to release two nail polishes, one red and one yellow, that smell like Velveeta cheese when it dries.

“VELVEETA is known for its rich, creamy texture and cheesy, melty goodness, so what better way to bring this to life for our fans than with something equally as rich and creamy — nail polish,” said Kelsey Rice, Senior Brand Communications Manager at The Kraft Heinz Company. “Our VELVEETA Pinkies Out Polish gives pleasure seekers everywhere an irresistible new way to show the world that they are living ‘La Dolce Velveeta’ by living pinkies out.”

So now, KFC will be known as finger licking good, and Velveeta will go by fingernail licking good. Because you know you are going to want to lick it to see if it tastes as good as it smells.

BTW I am afraid to ask what they are going to come up with next because at this rate, you know they are going to top this. The question is how.

If the nail polishes that come as a set seem appetizing to you, then you get them for just $15!

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