Before Kurt Russell spent most of Escape from New York shooting real guns, he was learning how to shoot with Mattel Agent Zero M Sonic Blaster. How cute was the 12-year-old in that 1964 ad?
Let’s be honest. The world is a depressing place right now with everything going on. We just need something that is going to distract us, require no brain cells, and will make us laugh for a few hours.
Mike Judge knows we all need to laugh really hard, so he brought back his most beloved characters to make the problems of the world seem so much smaller. That is exactly what Beavis and Butt-Head Do the Universe streaming on Paramount+ does! It doesn’t solve the gas prices, but it will make you laugh at people with gas like you did when you were a kid.
It is 1998, and Beavis and Butt-Head are in high school. Their school is holding its annual science fair, and the winner gets to go to Space Camp. The two of them screw up and set the school on fire, fire.
They go to court, and the judge sentences them to 8 weeks of Space Camp. While they are here, Astronaut Serena thinks that they can do something on the Space Shuttle that can help her. Therefore, she brings them with her to outer space. They think she wants to have sex with them, so they agree to go with her.
Of course, they screw up, and the shuttle is in danger. They need to get rid of two people if they want to make it back to Earth alive. Beavis and Butt-Head accidentally sacrifice themselves.
But all hope is not lost because they go into a black hole and come out in 2022. Now, they are looking for Serena because they think they are going to score with her. So, they are on a mission to find her. Meanwhile, she and the Feds are out to find them. What happens when they all meet up? You are not going to want to miss what happens when that happens.
This movie is not about the plot, which works. It is about Beavis and Butt-Head being so horny that everything they hear reminds them of sex. Sometimes, like now, we all need to watch something mindless to make us forget the troubles of the World. So, for 90 minutes, we get to laugh along with them whenever they hear something that sounds like dick.
This movie won’t make you smarter, but it will make you happier! And don’t we all need that these days? Yeah, yeah.
If you still need more Beavis and Butt-Head when the film is done, then you can watch every episode on Paramount+. The series holds up surprisingly well.
So you know how Christain Grey had a sex room in Fifty Shades of Grey? Well, he is not alone, and interior designer Melanie Rose is designing the rooms for lovers.
On July 8th, we will see some of the naughty boudoirs that she had created for amorous couples in Netflix’s How to Build a Sex Room.
I cannot wait to see what Rose comes up with because I know I would want a house full of them.
Imagine a safe room where your kids cannot accidentally walk in on you, making them siblings. Or now that they are out of the house, why not convert their bedroom into one of pleasure. Or just a room to change it up. I mean, how nice would it be to have a place where you can live out your sexual fantasies? Do you know how many marriages could be saved if there was an oasis in the home they could use to spice up lovemaking? The uses are endless, just like their nights of passion.
Seriously, who else is excited to Netflix & Chill with this design series? I know I am going to get the candles, sex toys and lube ready to binge the show and my special someone. Oh, wait, I don’t have a special someone. I wonder if she designs sex rooms for singles to love themselves? I could use a change of scenery.
It has been almost 30 years since Alison, Jo, and Sydney became neighbors in a building known as Melrose Place. And now, three decades later, Courtney Thorne-Smith, Daphne Zuniga, and Laura Leighton are still doing lunch together.
The three actresses had a lot of fun reminiscing about their time on the nighttime soap, and we are enjoying seeing them together again. Especially because they are still so beautiful, it looks like only 30 minutes have passed since their time on the series and not 30 years. It is like they are trapped in our televisions, and they never aged.
Can you believe that they are all in their 50s because they all still appear to be in their 20s? Now, we know what was in the pool’s water. It contained the Fountain of Youth!
Halloween is 130 days away, and Heidi Klum is already getting ready for our favorite Holiday.
The model didn’t say what or who she will be going as this year, so we are left to guess. I think she should go as The Kardashians. Granted, if she did, she would have to wear a lot of prosthetics. However, she is used to that.
And I just want to say; I love Halloween. But can we wait until after July Fourth to start preparing for it? Because the earlier we get into the Halloween spirit, the earlier people will get into the Christmas one. And the stores already start bringing out the decorations before Labor Day as it is.
