On Monday, a memo was leaked that the Supreme Court of the United States is planning to overturn Roe v. Wade.
Well, today on The View, Joy Behar came up with a way that us women might be able to get lawmakers to make abortion legal in all 50 states. What is it? She is asking for us to go on a sex strike.
So, ladies, men want to control our bodies. Let’s show them they can’t. We need to close up our vaginas until we can do what we want with our vajayjays. They want to control our reproductive rights. Well, our reproductive organs are closed to them.
Say it with me, “No sex until abortion is legal!” I am woman, hear me roar to a vibrator.
Last week, Sharon Osbourne announced that her husband, Ozzy Osbourne, caught COVID-19. She left her new show in London to take care of him back in Los Angeles.
What happens if you are a caregiver of someone who has coronavirus; they might give it to you, And that is what happened to Sharon. Now, she is in bed battling COVID for a second time. She previously had it in 2020.
Tisha Campbell has been going by Tisha Campbell Martin for 25 years. However, now she is able to go by her birth name because she finally got her divorce decree from Duane Martin four years after they filed to end their marriage.
She was so happy to go to the Social Security Office to get her name back on her father’s birthday that she had to tell us about it.
I can’t say I blame her because it is hard to move on when the name you go by is no longer your own.
So the moral of the story is that women shouldn’t take their husbands’ names. Especially when the divorce rate is so high. Well, unless the last name is better than yours. Then you want to keep it as your own. I need to date a man with a cool surname!