Seriously? OMG! WTF?

In honor of Little Shop of Horrors Day, here is Tisha Campbell in Tichina Arnold being best friends in the movie before they were the same thing on the TV show Martin. Don’t you love seeing the 16-year-olds singing and dancing in that 1986 musical?

Tisha Campbell has been going by Tisha Campbell Martin for 25 years. However, now she is able to go by her birth name because she finally got her divorce decree from Duane Martin four years after they filed to end their marriage.

She was so happy to go to the Social Security Office to get her name back on her father’s birthday that she had to tell us about it.

I can’t say I blame her because it is hard to move on when the name you go by is no longer your own.

So the moral of the story is that women shouldn’t take their husbands’ names. Especially when the divorce rate is so high. Well, unless the last name is better than yours. Then you want to keep it as your own. I need to date a man with a cool surname!

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Tisha Campbell went to her local Ralph’s, and she was in for a shock. That is because she saw a baby bear, inside the store, who was looking for some honey. At least, I am assuming why it was there. It could have been looking for porridge because Goldie Locks ate all of it up.

The actress shared the video and wrote, “Mannnnn! THAT AIN’T NO DAMN PUPPY! See? DA’ Fuck I look like? Dr Doolittle??? Why are all these animals drawn to me right now? I don’t understand! You know what else keeps following me???? #COMEDY! Comedy be following me like a damn stalker! IM NOT EVEN TRYNA FUNNY and then look….A freakin’ BEAR ya’ll?! Fo real??? The store clerks shooed him out. There was no policeman called no damn fire dept no veter-effin-narian. NUTHIN!!!! When you left the store you were on your own!!! #wildlife #bear #wheretheresababytheresamomma #whyarethewhitefolkswavingathebear #run”

I know exactly where her Ralph’s is because I go shopping at some of the other stores in that strip mall. Now, I am going to need to bear spray to shop there. Walmart sells that, right? If not, what scent can I get from Bath and Body Works?

Seriously though, the reason why the baby bear came out of hibernation is that area was hit hard by wildfires and the animals there are seeking food. Plus, they built another strip mall and a Kaiser across the street, so their quiet homes were disturbed.

Now, having said that I understand why they are seeing more wild animals in the business area; I still will totally sh!t if I saw one there. Good thing Burlington sells underwear.

What would you do if you saw a bear in aisle 9? I know you would wake up to hearing clean up in aisle 9, and they would be talking about the mess you made.

One last thought, Campbell went from starting to Little Shop of Horrors to being in one. Sorry, I had to.

Tonight’s episode of Dr Ken on ABC at 8:30p is a Valentine’s Day episode and Ken Jeong is showing some love to two of his friends from the old Community. Well as in he having Joel McHale and Danny Pudi on the show, but their characters will not be getting much love on tonight’s hysterical episode.
Dave (Albert Tsai) has a crush on Emma and he wants to ask her to the school dance, so his mother and father (Jeong) offer to help him out. Only problem is that her dad (McHale) is Dr Ken’s arch nemesis, and he won’t let his baby girl go to the dance with the son of that man. Will the men get along long enough to let their kids be happy or will young love be squashed before it even begins?
While Dave and Emma’s relationship is tepid, Damona (Tisha Campbell-Martin) and Pat’s (Dave Foley) relationship is heating up. It is so hot, they have to go to HR about it.
While Pat and Damona’s love is on fire, Julie’s (Kate Simses) relationship with Topher (Pudi) is starting to cool off. She is throwing a Valentine’s Day party and he tells her he won’t be able to come. She decides to make it a President’s Day party instead. Will he show up or will she be spending Valentine’s Day alone?
I have seen every episode of Dr Ken and tonight’s is by far the funniest. I honestly didn’t stop laughing from the beginning of the episode until the end. So if you want to start your weekend off right, then you will want to watch this very funny episode.

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