Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Before Linda Cardellini was one of the Freaks and Geeks, she hung out with a freak and geek on 3rd Rock from the Sun. She looks the same now as she did when she was 21 in that 1997 episode.

What happens if you smoke too much Purple Urkel, the strain of marijuana from Jaleel White? You go to the Head of the Cartoon Network and pitch an animated Christmas special starring Steve Urkel. Since the big guy got a contact high from you, he decided to make your dream a reality. At least, that is what I am assuming happened. It didn’t, but how else can you explain Did I Do That to the Holidays? A Steve Urkel Story? I can’t.

So what can we expect from it? From executive producer Wyatt Cenac, Did I Do That to the Holidays? A Steve Urkel Story brings back one of the most iconic sitcom characters of all time for an animated movie musical event. The holiday season has arrived, and brilliant but accident-prone Steve Urkel has already ruined his local celebration by publicly humiliating a shopping mall Santa. In his attempt to make things right and score some nice points with the big guy in the North Pole, Steve creates an invention that only makes things worse. Using his big brain and even bigger heart, Steve must find the real Santa to see if together they can help the city rediscover the holiday spirit. Jaleel White serves as producer and will also reprise his iconic performance by voicing the beloved super genius.

So get some Purple Urkel because you are going to want to smoke it when you watch this special. And you know are you going to watch it.

It is a slow day, so Taylor Swift gave me the purrfect thing to write about. She recently joined TikTok and found a way to incorporate one of her cats on the social media site.

Here she is telling us to look at Benjamin Button. I can’t say I blame her; the 2-year-old Ragdoll is dreamy with blue eyes that are the color of the sky.

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Elton John is releasing a new album on October 22nd. The Lockdown Sessions contains 16 songs, and they are all duets. You would think he would have people on it like Billy Joel and Billie Eilish. While he doesn’t have two Billies on it, he does have two Stevies and a Charlie and a Miley and an Eddie and a Nicki and a Brandi and a Jimmie. That is a lot of people whose names end with an e-sound.

So who else is on the CD? Here is the tracklisting:
1. Elton John & Dua Lipa – Cold Heart (PNAU Remix)
2. Elton John, Young Thug & Nicki Minaj – Always Love You
3. Surfaces feat. Elton John – Learn To Fly
4. Elton John & Charlie Puth – After All
5. Rina Sawayama & Elton John – Chosen Family
6. Gorillaz feat. Elton John & 6LACK – The Pink Phantom
7. Elton John & Years & Years – It’s a sin (global reach mix)
8. Miley Cyrus feat. WATT, Elton John, Yo-Yo Ma, Robert Trujillo & Chad Smith – Nothing Else Matters
9. Elton John & SG Lewis – Orbit
10. Elton John & Brandi Carlile – Simple Things
11. Jimmie Allen & Elton John – Beauty In The Bones
12. Lil Nas X feat. Elton John – One Of Me
13. Elton John & Eddie Vedder – E-Ticket
14. Elton John & Stevie Wonder – Finish Line
15. Elton John & Stevie Nicks – Stolen Car
16. Glen Campbell & Elton John – I’m Not Gonna Miss You

There are some really interesting corroborations on this record. If they are as good as his song with Dua Lipa, I can’t wait to hear the rest of it. I mean, Elton doing Metallica? Even Metallica is like, WTF? It can go one of two ways; it is either totally rockin’ or complete trash.

You can preorder The Lockdown Sessions now.

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It is that time of year. Not everything pumpkin spice time, but it is about something spicy. It is time for Rihanna to introduce us to some of the new pieces of lingerie in her Savage X Fenty line.

Here she is modeling the Ribbon Writing Xtra Box. For less than $50, you can look as sexy as her to turn on the special person in your life. OK, not as sexy as her, but still, you can get a rise out of your lover.

For someone like me, I am happy the bra comes in my size. Other stores ignore us. Thankfully, Riri takes care of our bigger titties.

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