As soon as most people saw Jeff Bezos’ rocketship, they thought it looked like a penis.
Even Michael Bublé thought it, but there was also something else that reminded him of a dick in his life. “Jeff Bezos may have built a rocket but my wife grew this zucchini in its likeness, so who’s winning now?! 🚀 🍆,” he wrote.
His wife might be winning, but the crooner is losing. Because that zucchini looks a lot like the one that we saw in the third episode of Sex/Life. If I were Luisana Lopilato, I would be using that vegetable for a purpose it was not intended for, and then I would Netflix & Chill with it.
Now that Seth Meyers is back doing Late Night in the studio, it is time for him to go Day Drinking again. This time he went with Lorde, and they got wasted. Him more than her, and I blame his staff for that. When you watch their day together, you will understand why I say that.
What was really his downfall is that he had to do a shot anytime she asked him to say her full given name, and he got it wrong. How hard could that be? Her name is Ella Marija Lani Yelich-O’Connor. After a few drinks, no one will be able to repeat that correctly. And she kept asking him what her name is.
As sh!tfaced as he got, she also felt it the next day. So much so, she was given an IV drip in her hotel room so that she could perform on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert that night.
No matter how sick they felt on Tuesday, they had a fun Monday. They might not remember it, but they will always have this video to remind them.
Lisa Rinna did an interview with PEOPLE in the 90s, and she talked about a show she was in that decade. They asked her what was her most surreal moment when she was on Days of our Lives, and she gave them a titillating answer.
“Having an affair with the guy who played my brother,” she said. “Well, not an affair, but a couple of one-night stands with the guy who [played] my brother. Patrick Muldoon and I had like, a thing.”
She is not the only star who can say that. Jennifer Aniston dated her TV brother Charlie Schlatter when they worked together on Ferris Bueller. Schlatter isn’t the only Ferris Bueller to do this; Matthew Broderick and Jennifer Grey also dated for a while.
Dexter’s Micahel C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter took it one step further and got married. And we can’t forget about the Brady Bunch kids or the teens from The Partridge Family.
However, Emily VanCamp gets the award for dating not one but two TV brothers. She dated Chris Pratt when they were on Everwood and Dave Annable on Brothers and Sisters, ironically enough. At least, she married her TV husband in real life, so there is that.
Back when AJ McLean was just a boy and not one of the Backstreet Boys, he watched Days of our Lives with his grandmother.
Now that he is old enough to drive, he got a drive-on so that he could play a driver on the daytime drama. He doesn’t care that it is just a bit role; he is just so happy to be on the show that meant so much to him when he was just a kid.
He concluded the video by saying that he hopes he made his grandmother proud. I am sure he did. How could he not?
This has been quite a week for Marla Gibbs. On Tuesday, the 90-year-old actress finally6 received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Today, Soap Opera Digest announced that she will be appearing on Days of our Lives starting on August 17th with her 227 co-star Jackée Harry.
“#DAYS fam, are ready to meet Paulina’s mother,” Harry wrote. “When your family’s around you, you’re never alone!”
That’s right, Maaaaaaaarrrrryyyy is going to play Sandra’s mom. I wonder how that conversation went? Did they have Harry call her to say, “Do you want to play my mom?”
I haven’t watched Days in a long time, but I am tuning in for this.
