Johnny Rotten has a story that is almost as wild as his days with the Sex Pistols.
The singer lives in Venice Beach, and he has welcomed the local squirrels into his house. Unbeknownst to him, they had fleas on then. A few of the little buggers jumped off of his friend and on to his best friend.
“I looked down there this morning at my willy and there’s a f***ing flea bite on it,” Rotten told the Daily Star. “And there’s another one on the inside of my leg.”
What is his magic PIL to stop the intense itching? He is using lots and lots of Vaseline all over the love bites.
Is the Punk Rocker mad at the squirrels for what happened? Not at all, he plans to continue to be “…spending a lot of money on these little f***ers.”
Rotten has a new book out called I Could Be Wrong, I Could Be Right that details more of his wild adventures throughout his career that started in the late ’70s.
I doubt he will talk about the time I saw him in concert in Miami with Public Image LTD. When he was singing the song The Body and got to the chorus of we want your body, he turned around, pulled down his shorts, and gave a true moon over Miami with his huge white a$$. The image has forever been etched in my memory. Therefore, what happened with the squirrels gives me some satisfaction. Is that wrong? I mean, it was a dark night, and his arse blinded us because it was so freaking white, and he was wearing all white.
Donald Trump lost the Presidential election to Joe Biden by a landslide in both the popular and the electorial vote. Yet, he refuses to concede.
Therefore, The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon decided to edit one together for him. Let’s just say it is a masterpiece. So much so, I say distribute it to all of the news stations real ones like CNN, MSNBC, CBS, ABC, The NY Times and The Washington Post, and the fake ones one Fox News, NewsMax, and OANN. Let them run it. Since people are so gullible these days, they will believe anything they see on TV or read in the papers and online.
So wait, let rephrase this post. Donald Trump gave a concession speech! It won’t really be him on January 20th being dragged out of the White House screaming and crying, “I won by landslide.”
If ever there was a Christmas that we needed Dolly Parton to be everywhere, it is this one. Netflix is streaming an original movie that stars the legendary angel. An Angel is what she plays in Christmas on the Square. Along with being the star on top of the tree, she wrote 14 original songs for the holiday musical.
Regina Fuller (Christine Baranski) grew up in the small town that her father owned. Now that he passed away, the Scrooge has decided to sell it. Forcing everyone out of the homes and businesses on Christmas Eve. People like her best friend Margeline (Jenifer Lewis) and her ex-boyfriend Carl (Treat Williams). Obviously, the townspeople don’t want to leave, so Pastor Christian (Josh Segarra) organizes a rally to resist Regina.
Is there anything that anyone can do to change her mind and the mean woman she became? Angel (Dolly Parton) is hoping that Regina can become the woman she was before something happened that changed her. That secret is why she left her home and became the evil businesswoman who puts money before friendship.
Christmas on the Square is directed by Debbie Allen. She brings her dance style to life with Parton’s song, thus creating several magical performances.
Talking about performances, it is nice to see Lewis and Williams return to the musical roots. I have had a crush on Williams since I was a little girl and saw him in Hair. I have been waiting years for him to sing again, and great things come to those who wait.
If 2020 is getting to you, then let this musical bring a smile to your face. I can’t stop smiling since I saw it. It is hard not to smile when you combine Christmas, music, and Dolly Parton in one joyous movie.
Have you heard Justin Bieber’s song Monster with Shawn Mendes. In it, he sings, “What if, what if I trip? What if, what if I fall?” Well, now we know the inspiration for those words. They are a throwback to when he was the clumsiest singer in the world. The good old days! But I am a sadist and like to see people hurt themselves.
