Let’s be honest with one another, 2020 has been depressing. Because of that, most of the music has trended that way too. However, we are not closing out the year that way, thanks to Arashi. The J-pop band’s latest single, Party Starters is so happy; it will make you want to get the party started.
Don’t believe, press play, then try not to jump out of your seat and dance to the tune. My cat is like, if you play that video one more time, I am going to kill you in your sleep. That is because I pick her up and make her dance with me every time. I mean, who else do we have to dance with in 2020 thanks to COVID-19.
Sadly, for my cat, I can play the single as loud and as many times as I want because it was my neighbors who told me about the record. What are they going to do, complain about me to the landlord? I will be like, but they are the ones who started the party!
So get your own party started with this ditty!
Seriously, let’s get this track trending wherever we can. I want to see y’all dance to it on TikTok. I am so over Jason Derulo’s Savage Love, Capone’s Oh No, and Black Eyed Pea’s Where Is the Love? This happy jam is screaming for people to let loose to it.
Kevin Hart has a comedy special out now on Netflix called Zero F*cks Given. He decided to make a onesie for his daughter that has the title on it. Well, when people saw the nearly two-month-old Kaori Mai wearing it, they threatened to call Child Protective Services on him over it.
“This is the world that we are currently living in….shit is funny and sad at the same time….😂😂😂😂😂 Y’all motha fucka’s need to grow up and get a hobby 😂😂😂😂 What’s happening out here…once again I could give “Zero Fucks”……,” the comedian said. “Now go watch my special on NETFLIX “Zero Fucks Given” …..Stupidity at the highest level. #ComedicRockStarShit …..This is why my mindset is what it is in my comedy special….🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾 ….as said in “Zero Fucks Given” y’all are THE FEDS 😂😂😂😂”
Seriously, it is not like the newborn can read it. How is it hurting anyone? Now, if he made her watch it, that would be a totally different story. That is an act of torture that no one of any age show should have to sit through.
Actually, his comedy specials are better than most. Who is the worst comedian you saw do stand up on television?
Johnny Rotten has a story that is almost as wild as his days with the Sex Pistols.
The singer lives in Venice Beach, and he has welcomed the local squirrels into his house. Unbeknownst to him, they had fleas on then. A few of the little buggers jumped off of his friend and on to his best friend.
“I looked down there this morning at my willy and there’s a f***ing flea bite on it,” Rotten told the Daily Star. “And there’s another one on the inside of my leg.”
What is his magic PIL to stop the intense itching? He is using lots and lots of Vaseline all over the love bites.
Is the Punk Rocker mad at the squirrels for what happened? Not at all, he plans to continue to be “…spending a lot of money on these little f***ers.”
Rotten has a new book out called I Could Be Wrong, I Could Be Right that details more of his wild adventures throughout his career that started in the late ’70s.
I doubt he will talk about the time I saw him in concert in Miami with Public Image LTD. When he was singing the song The Body and got to the chorus of we want your body, he turned around, pulled down his shorts, and gave a true moon over Miami with his huge white a$$. The image has forever been etched in my memory. Therefore, what happened with the squirrels gives me some satisfaction. Is that wrong? I mean, it was a dark night, and his arse blinded us because it was so freaking white, and he was wearing all white.
Donald Trump lost the Presidential election to Joe Biden by a landslide in both the popular and the electorial vote. Yet, he refuses to concede.
Therefore, The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon decided to edit one together for him. Let’s just say it is a masterpiece. So much so, I say distribute it to all of the news stations real ones like CNN, MSNBC, CBS, ABC, The NY Times and The Washington Post, and the fake ones one Fox News, NewsMax, and OANN. Let them run it. Since people are so gullible these days, they will believe anything they see on TV or read in the papers and online.
So wait, let rephrase this post. Donald Trump gave a concession speech! It won’t really be him on January 20th being dragged out of the White House screaming and crying, “I won by landslide.”