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Would you read Dolly Parton or just look at the cover?
November 20th, 2020 under Dolly Parton. [ Comments: none ]


Dolly Parton is as gorgeous on the inside as she is on the outside. However, people seem to focus on her beauty, even though there are brains behind that beautiful face.

“I’ve always been misunderstood because of how I look,” Miss Dolly says. “Don’t judge me by the cover cause I am a real good book.” Who wouldn’t want to read her cover to cover?

If I used that Dollyism on a man, he would be like, you are no Dolly. He’d say you are not a good cover, nor are you anything they would be interested in reading.

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Teen idol Joey Lawrence has advice for teen boys
November 20th, 2020 under Joey Lawrence. [ Comments: none ]


Back in the ’90s, teen girls wanted to get their first kisses from Joey Lawrence. They had posters of him on their walls. They knew what he looked like, but not how he smelled.

Since he was one of the most sought after boys of that era, I am sure if you take inhaled him, he smelled like Heaven on Earth. What about all the other boys, going through puberty, who aren’t famous? We know that you don’t want to take a whiff of them. If you did, you would smell body odor mixed with horniness.

Lawrence has a suggestion for them so that girls will want to sniff them. What is this magic cure? It is Axe Body Spray and their other products like body wash. Now moms, you know the girls who used to idolize, Lawrence around the world won’t fear going into their son’s room on laundry day.

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Abby Lee Miller in a bubble bath!
November 20th, 2020 under Dance Moms, Taking a bath. [ Comments: none ]


There are a lot of ways that we want to see Abby Lee Miller, and I don’t think in a bubble bath is in the top 1,000. However, that didn’t stop her from posting a photo of herself taking one.

Now that have you seen her like this, do you want to see more?

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Hot Links!
November 19th, 2020 under Hot Links!. [ Comments: none ]


Guess what she looks like from the front? – Drunken Stepfather

Why is everyone laughing at Rudy Giuliani today? – Dlisted

Which Trump is planning on running for Senate in 2022? – The Cut

Who claims that Donald Trump called her the n-word? – Celebitchy

Will Arrested Development be back for another season? – Screen Rant

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Maddie Ziegler needs to stick to dancing
November 19th, 2020 under Dance Moms, Sia. [ Comments: none ]


Sia released the first trailer for the movie Music that she wrote and directed. In the film, her muse, Maddie Ziegler, is playing a girl on the autistic spectrum. However, from the promo, I thought she was playing someone who is high on LSD who pictures everyone in a music video when she is tripping.

Seriously, what is up with her awful acting? Ziegler did a better job when she was on Dance Moms. I know that is not saying much. Kind of like I cannot say much about this feature that comes out on February 12th.

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