Alex Rodriguez and Jennifer Lopez have been living together for a while now, so they are starting to pick up things that the other one does. Has A-Rod learned how to dance like his fiancee?
The slugger shared a video of him doing her #WorldOfDanceAgain Challenge. How did he do? He should keep the dancing to under the sheets, so we don’t have to see it. Translation, he struck out.
Can we be honest? Her dance routine is not pretty to look at, so that could be why he looked so ugly doing it? The dance he did when he was not under the sheets, that is something I don’t want to see.
Before Jerry Seinfeld was headlining his own comedy specials, he was just one of the comedians doing stand up at The Bottom Line. While the material is still the same, can we talk about his feathered hair in 1979 when he was 25? He needs to go back to that hairdo.
This year’s Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest will go on on July 4th, even thnough the coronavirus pandemic tried to stop it. It just won’t happen at the Coney Island stand. Instead, it is happening indoors at an undisclosed location.
That is not the only change. Matt Stonie, who is the only person to beat 12-time champ Joey Chestnut, will not be participating this year. He was forced to drop out today because New York has ordered that anyone who travels from a COVID-19 hot zone will have to quarantine for 14 days. Since he lives in California, and that is one of the states on the list, he will not be able to chomp down on as many hot dogs as he can in 10 minutes.
Stonie will be replaced by Nick Wehry, who lives in the safe state of Connecticut. The 2006 Champ had some words for his replacement, “@NWehry2415 better eat enough HDBs for the 2 of us. 💪” If he does, then he might beat Joey Jaws.
When it comes to Chestnut, he flew into NYC yesterday, so he will be there on Saturday at 12n to try to win his 13th belt!
Watch the sporting event of the year, to me, on ESPN.
https://youtu.be/niCiKpgeRYo
HBO announced that they picked up Curb Your Enthusiasm for an 11th season. However, there is one person who is not enthusiastic about the news. Of course, it is Larry David who said, “Believe me, I’m as upset about this as you are. One day I can only hope that HBO will come to their senses and grant me the cancellation I so richly deserve.”
Hopefully, David is celebrating the news by eating a big penis cake with Ted Danson, J.B. Smoove, and Jeff Garlin. Well, at least virtually because I don’t want anything to happen to the latter three actors.
No word when it will be back, but at least we know it will be back.
