When you and I go to the DMV, we wear comfortable clothes because we know we are about to go through torture for several hours. However, we are not Diedrich Bader. The actor wore a tuxedo for his visit to the Department of Motor Vehicles. Why? He says, “Seemed funnier when I thought of it.” I think it is high-larious. It also feels like something his character Oswald from The Drew Carey Show would do.
I really hope that he was there to take a photo for his RealID. Can you imagine the strange looks he will get from all of the TSA agents when they look at it? Now that I think of it, his plan was brilliant. Since I go to the same DMV as him, I am going to wear a gown when I go to get my photo done. They will be used to it by then.
And I cannot wait to get used to American Housewife airing in Modern Family’s timeslot starting on April 15th. I love that sitcom as much as I love looking at Bader in a tux!
They have candles that smell like a woman’s flower, and now they are going to have six that smell like Quarter Pounder when burned together. McDonald’s is selling the six-pack (something you will not have if you eat their food all of the time) of candles that make up the ingredients of the burger. Each candle that burns for 25 hours will smell like either Bun, Ketchup, Pickle, Cheese, Onion, 100% Fresh Beef. Does a bun or ketchup have a scent? And does the onion one make you tear up?
We do not know. We will just have to wait until they are available for sale. We also do not know how much they cost, but it better be less than Gwyneth Paltrow’s. I cannot see anyone spending $75 on them. However, it is a way to get your Quarter Pounder fix without eating one. Since you smell what you eat. It is the only 0 calorie item from McDonald’s because you know, even their lettuce has calories.
Donald Trump had one his bizarre rants at a rally tonight. He went off on the movie Parasite because it won Best Picture at the Oscars this year. He does not understand why a movie from South Korea won the award. Did he see it? Nope. He just doesn’t like it because the country is not giving in to his stupid trade war.
Well, when NEON, who produces the film, heard that he bashed their Oscar-winning film, they had the perfect response for him. They wrote, “Understandable, he can’t read.” Unless someone reads that tweet to him, he will never know about it. However, we will. Because we do read.
Now, let’s talk about him saying it should’ve been Gone with the Wind. I thought he hated the wind because it blows whatever is left of his hair revealing how bald and how white his skin is.
Oh, and even though Sunset Boulevard was nominated for 11 Oscars, it did not win Best Picture. However, just like he will always be impeached and a Razzie winner, Parasite will always be the Oscar’s Best Picture of 2019.
Before Al Pacino was shooting Nazis in Hunters, someone shot him in N.Y.P.D. You can recognize that the face of the 28-year-old actor in 1968 is the same one we know today.
