While every Presidential candidate is trying to win your vote by telling you what you want to hear, there is one candidate who is doing the opPposite.
N.J. Senator Cory Booker is telling us something we do not want to hear, dad jokes that are perfect for the holiday season. As bad as they are, you know you are going to give at least one of them a spin during your celebration.
If someone laughs, then you have to book a vote for Booker!
I hope Santa Conan brought you everything you want and then something more. Like a conflict-free holiday meal with no mention of politics. That would be a miracle of miracles from the Fiddler on the Roof.
Merry Christmas!
There are a lot of ugly Christmas sweaters, but is there one uglier than all of the others? This sweater that is covered with Ryan Seacrest’s face all over it, might be the winner. Can you think of an uglier one you saw in 2019? I cannot.
Weird Al Yankovic is normally a pale guy, but this Christmas he looks even more ghostly than normal. So much so, I expect him to haunt the singers, who would not let him record parodies of their songs, in their dreams. Since all those musicians committed a major bah humbug.
