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The Loin King is the pornody musical we all desired and didn’t know it!
July 17th, 2019 under Pornody. [ Comments: none ]


We have seen pornodies based on shows and movies even the animated ones, but have we ever seen one for a musical? WoodRocket and PornHub gave us just that with The Loin King. Which is their take of The Lion King, In case you could not figure it out?

Now, all day instead of singing Hakuna Matata, I will be belting out Hot Cum On My Ta-Tas. I just have to try to not do that in public. Unless that guy I am walking by is cute! Seriously, I must have the soundtrack! Forget Cats, this is the musical that we should be excited for. I mean who wants a cat, when they can have the King of the Jungle.

All those years of Porn Star Karaoke have paid off for these actors. Their singing is as good as the way, you know what.

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J-Lo can work a pole in the Hustlers trailer
July 17th, 2019 under J-Lo. [ Comments: none ]


Out of all of the roles that Jennifer Lopez has played throughout the years, this is the one, I think, she was born to play. A stripper hustling rich men out of their money. It seems really natural for her, don’t you think?

When it comes to Hustlers, I think it is going to be this year’s Showgirls. So bad, it is just bad. Yet you cannot stop watching it over and over again starting on Friday the 13th of September.

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Hot Links!
July 16th, 2019 under Uncategorized. [ Comments: none ]

 

Guess who has long legs? – Drunken Stepfather

Who loves enemas? – Dlisted

Will Kim Cattrall do Sex and the City 3? – OMG Blog

Who asked for a sequel to I Am Legend? – ScreenRant

Who was on 2 pints of ice cream a day diet? – Celebitchy

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Sarah Hyland is one step closer to starting a modern family with Wells Adam!
July 16th, 2019 under Sarah Hyland. [ Comments: none ]


Wells Adam was on The Bachelorette, but he did not win JoJo Fletcher’s heart. Instead, he won the heart of Sarah Hyland. After nearly two years of dating, he did to the actress what he did not do to the bachelorette and that was propose to her. Did the Modern Family actress say yes? Of course, she did. Look at that ring.

Hyland said this about the happy news, “That can’t eat, can’t sleep, reach for the stars, over the fence, world series kind of stuff ✨❤️ @wellsadams” While he wrote, “I’ll be Johnny, you be June. But forever.”

No word when they will get married, but I have a feeling they are not going to wait that long. Unless she wants to wait until her ABC show finishes its run next year.

Congrats to the happy couple. I think they are going to be one of the ones that will actually make it.

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BTWF: Ken Jeong on Two and a Half Men
July 16th, 2019 under Before They Were Famous, Ken Jeong. [ Comments: none ]


Before Ken Jeong was a doctor on Dr. Ken, he was a nurse on Two and a Half Men. He looks the same now as he did when he was 35 in that 2005 episode.

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