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For some reason I am craving a drumstick, a breast and biscuits from KFC!
April 25th, 2019 under Fast Food. [ Comments: none ]


We are used to hot men being called beefcakes, but now we will know them as Chickendales. That is because Kentuck Fried Chicken hired the Chippendale dances to do a commercial for them.

Well, actually they wanted them to tempt the moms out there to buy their Cinnabon Dessert Biscuits. I might not have any kids, but I know I am craving their sticky sweet biscuits. I just want to bite down on that tight round biscuit. Which gives new meaning to finger licking good!

It still amazes me that my teachers told me I never could go into advertising because I would create ads like this. Boy were they right.

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Bummer the Lucifer trailer has him wearing clothes
April 25th, 2019 under Lucifer. [ Comments: none ]


The first trailer for Lucifer’s fourth season is out now and I don’t need the Devil to disguise himself as a snake to tempt me like he tempted Eve to watch it. On that note, the World’s first woman is joining the series for its first season on Netflix. Which seems very appropriate to me.

Even though there was no nudity or cursing in the trailer, you can tell this season will not be as innocent as it was on Fox. So get the apples ready because you are going to need them when the show starts streaming on May 8th. For energy, yeah, that’s it. That’s the ticket.

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Wasp’s up with this weatherman?
April 25th, 2019 under TV News. [ Comments: none ]

https://twitter.com/i/status/1121047239525318658
We have seen weatherman brave hurricanes, floods, freezing cold weather and other natural disasters. However, I never saw any of them be as brave as WTVA’s Joel Young. While he was telling the people of Tupelo, Mississippi the weather for the day, a wasp flew onto his shirt. Instead of screaming like a girl (like I would have done), he continued on as though nothing was any really different. That was until the bugger got a little too close to his stinger. Then he acted like any man would and stepped off the set to protect his weather stick.

What was he thinking as it was happening? He said, “I’m not sure if I was scared of getting stung… Or how I would react if it had stung me on live TV. 😨” I think it was the latter because no one wants to go viral like that meteorologist who acted hysterically when he saw a roach. Which is what we would have preferred.

And that’s all the buzz!

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Shaq shakes that a$$ doo doo doo doo doo doo
April 25th, 2019 under Shaquille O'Neal. [ Comments: none ]


Even though Shaquille O’Neal is 7’1″, he is light on his feet when he dances. Which makes no sense, and that causes me to be mesmerized by him whenever he does it. Here is shaking that a$$ and I cannot look away. There is just something about watching his two basketballs move like that makes me want to do foul things with him. It is just a slam dunk.

I will stop now. Not only because it makes no sense, but that is also the only basketball terminology I know.

Oh and should we call it Shaq that a$$?

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Words of Wizdumb by Halsey
April 25th, 2019 under Words of Wizdumb. [ Comments: none ]


Halsey shared a photo of her back all cut up and along with these words of wizdumb, “don’t go rock climbing naked. or do. do you.”

Can someone please explain to me why she thought it was a good idea to go rock climbing naked in the first place? I mean, you are climbing rocks, you want some protection in case you fall or bang against them. However, that might be just me.

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