Treat Williams went from starring in Everwood to becoming forever with wood. In other words, he saw a hollowed tree and climbed right in. Proving man and nature are one. It really is the dawning of the age of Aquarius.
Before Bruce Willis was blowing things up in Die Hard, he was making planes crash on Miami Vice. He looks the same now as he did when he was 29 in that 1984 episode.
Remember last year when Tom Cruise broke his ankle doing a stunt for Mission: Impossible: Fallout? A few months ago, he showed all the angles at the moment it happened on The Graham Norton Show. Today, he is showing us the math and science behind. It is too much for me to comprehend, but like he said, “That impact? No joke.” That I can understand. That and ouch!
The other night during his monologue Conan O’Brien talked about the man with the World’s Largest Penis. The TBS late host said that man “claims it ruined his acting career.” Then he added, “On the plus side, it did get me my own late show.”
After loving the applauds, he sadly revealed it was not true. And yet, I cannot stop staring at his crotch to see if there might be the tiniest truth to what he said. It did not hurt that he unbuttoned his jacket giving us a full view.
Unfortunately for him, I have seen those specials about that man he is talking about. The real owner of that massive appendage makes Jon Hamm look like what we think Donald Trump looks like down there.
Yesterday on Celebrity Family Feud, Steve Harvey asked, “If man’s zipper breaks in church, what might he use to cover it up?” NBA legend Charles Barkley said, “a child.” Not realizing how bad that answer is. Even after Kristen Ledlow said, “Not a good answer,” and Ernie Johnson walked over to the other team. I know that because, he then tried to explain as “I meant a baby.” Which made everything worse, so much worse.
As bad as that answer is, it was still on the board. Except they said, “person.” Still sounds bad, no matter how you put it! On a positive note, at least the bible was the #1 answer.
