Mariah Carey is spending her Thanksgiving weekend in Hawaii by doing some concerts there and she decided to make some Hawaiian Punch. If you are going to make that drink, you need some pineapples. The singer showed off the ones she picked, but I don’t think anyone is looking at them to see just how ripe they are. They are looking at the fruit behind them. And those are some mighty big coconuts.
Taylor Swift spent Thanksgiving on the beach, but don’t be jealous because it was on the North East. In others words, she was freezing, but not to cold to do the Mannequin Challenge with some of her friends like Todrick Hall.
Then when they were done posing as stiffs, they broke down and danced. Swift is not so swift at dancing because she reminded me of a toddler who is doing the poop dance. Doesn’t it look that way?
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Florence Henderson passed away yesterday at the age of 82 from heart failure according to the AP.
She is known around the world for playing the matriarch Carol Brady on The Brady Bunch, its spinoffs, TV movies and guest appearances as her character. The actress is in the late night books as the first woman to guest host The Tonight Show. In the new millennium, she also tried her hand in reality television on shows like The Surreal Life and Dancing with the Stars.
To me, she will be my second mom because I spent my youth, my teenage years and adulthood watching her on The Brady Bunch. Who didn’t want her to be their mom? Therefore, today remember her by watching The Brady Bunch
This Thanksgiving we are all going to be in food comas, and Chef Rachael Ray won’t be able to taste any of it. That’s because she took part in an interview on First We Feast and worked her way down the Scoville Scale. But she didn’t eat the hot sauces off of a chicken wing, instead she sipped them off of a spoon. Which is as Gangsta as you can get. I can drink hot sauce, but only up to the Habanero level on the chart.
Sean Evans and her took it all the way up the 550,000 heat index and they were definitely feeling it. I can’t believe either one of them was able to talk because they looked like they were going to explode. Then again with all of those 10 hot sauces in them, they were ticking time bombs who were ready to spontaneously combust. Something I am sure they did the next time they went #2! Those poor innocent toilets. What did they do to deserve that?
We know that people get into the Christmas spirit, but I didn’t know you could get into Thanksgiving spirit. What else would you call the mood Crazy Ex Girlfriend’s Rachel Bloom is in in her Turkey costume.
Don’t you just want to gobble gobble her up? That and I want to know where she got that bodysuit so I can wear it tonight at my Thanksgiving dinner with my friends!
