The Guggenheim Museum wants you to pee in style, so they added an 18-karat gold public toilet to their bathroom and it is fully functional according to The New Yorker. The crapper is the dream child of artist Maurizio Cattelan, but it seems like a sh!tty idea to me. I mean I love the finer things in life, but that is even too fine my derriere. I would be afraid to sit on it, especially on a cold day.
What do you think of it?
Jimmy Kimmel was on The Late Late Show yesterday and James Corden challenged him to a game of Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts. Basically, it is Truth or Dare but instead of the dare they have to eat or drink something that is beyond nauseating.
The ABC host didn’t understand the game and ate the pig blood curd before the CBS one even asked his first question. As Kimmel said, “I should not have smoked that joint before I came out here.” Although, that might’ve helped when his mouth lit up again as he downed some Ghost Pepper Hot Sauce instead of saying who is late least favorite late night host.
Corden lied on his answer, when he was asked if he was a miserable as he looked during the Britney Spears’ Carpool Karaoke. He said he was not.
Now it was back to Kimmel and his competition gave him some bull penis to nosh on, to which Jimmy said, “Wow, I haven’t had penis in weeks.” He made up for it by having a mouth full of them rather than answer how many millions he makes a year.
Eventually, Corden drank some fish smoothy after he skipped eating chicken feet to reveal that he thinks he is a better a singer than Jimmy Fallon.
Back to the Emmy host, if he is not there on Sunday night it could be because he ate a 1,000 year old egg.
I don’t know about you, but stomach is turning after watching this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0BYqzdiuJc
A few months ago, when Hillary Clinton was on The Tonight Show, Jimmy Fallon ran his fingers through her hair to prove it is real. It is.
Yesterday, when her opponent was on the NBC late night show, the host decided to do the same thing. He took his good hand, and bravely stuck it into the unknown to mess up Donald Trump’s thingy. What did it reveal? I don’t know. What did it look like? I don’t know. It just you know, you know?
When it comes to Fallon’s hand, I just picture it disappearing like Michael J Fox’s did in Back to the Future when his parents weren’t going to get together.
