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Kim Kardashian’s bathing suit is several sizes too small
July 7th, 2016 under The Kardashians. [ Comments: none ]


Kim Kardashian modeled a black bathing suit, and I think she picked up a children’s size instead of the adult. Seriously, it is obvious that doesn’t fit her. How could she think that looks sexy? Oh wait, look who I am talking about.

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BTWF roles: Renee Taylor in The Producers
July 7th, 2016 under Before They Were Famous. [ Comments: none ]

https://youtu.be/FBcrxdmuN2Y?t=1h20m46s
Before Renee Taylor was the perfect Jewish Mother on The Nanny, she played Eva Braun in The Producers. How gorgeous was the 34 year old in that 1968 legendary film?

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This how The Do-Over should’ve been!
July 7th, 2016 under Adam Sandler, David Spade, Netflix. [ Comments: none ]


I am one of those rare people who likes Adam Sandler’s movies. For every like 5 bad ones, there is at least one good one. That is what keeps me watching them.
Well, The Do-Over is one of those bad ones. When Netflix released a trailer called The Do-Over being Done-Over, I had to see what it was all about it. This is how the movie should’ve been.
I skimmed the plotline for the film and thought it was about two friends, who go to their high school reunion and get a do over. I thought that they died, came back and got a second chance. I was greatly mistaken.
The movie was a true horror to watch. And I am not even referring to an 83 year old Renee Taylor going topless at the end of the movie. My eyes are still not recovered.
Anyways, must move on for my eyes. Seeing The Do-Over re-imagined as a horror movie, thinks Netflix screwed up by not insisting it be done that way.
If you find yourself wanting to Netflix & Chill with this flick, then make sure to shut it off when they get to the pool scene at the end. Your eyes will thanks me.

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P0rn0s have been around since 1908!
July 7th, 2016 under Conan O'Brien, Pornody. [ Comments: 1 ]


Did you know there are people who are P0rn Historians? I didn’t either until Conan O’Brien had Brian Watson on his show yesterday. If you are going to talk about the history of p0rn, then you are going to have show and tell the first one. Right?
That is what he did when he talked about the 1908 French film At the Golden Inn. A maid uses a vacuum and learns she can use it to clean the rug below her feet and the one between her legs. Definitely a lot different than what we are used to seeing today.
Did you know the Victorian era ushered in fetish p0rnography? That a man loves rubber duckies so much, he had a p0rn0 made for him with them. And finally not only did Caveman invent the first profession, they also drew vajayjays on their caves. So prostitution and p0rnography have been around since we have been. And yet we have a huge problem with sex! Seems like it would be innate by now?
If you want to see A L’Ecu d’Or ou la Bonne Auberge, then you can do so on here. I take back what I said, it looks a lot like what we have today. Nice to see it hasn’t changed in 108 years.

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Naya Rivera forgot to wear something
July 7th, 2016 under Glee. [ Comments: none ]


It has been so hot out, that the last thing we want to do is wear any clothes. Naya Rivera found a way to cool off and look cool as she did that. She went out wearing just a shirt with her husband and son’s faces on it, a windbreaker, sunglasses and a straw hat. Although, I would think that jacket would make her feel hot. But maybe she wanted to look hot instead of cool.

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