Patricia Heaton is on vacation in England, so she didn’t feel the need to put on any makeup. You know what, even though she is 58, she doesn’t look anywhere near her age. She appears to be the middle of that.
Doesn’t she look as young as when she started out on Everybody Loves Raymond back in 1996. Wow, it’s been almost 20 years years since that show debuted.
Steve Harvey asked the contestants on Family Feud, “Name something people stick their fingers in that they shouldn’t?” Cyrus looked a little nervous as he quietly told the host, “Their butt.” Since he said it as the buzzer was buzzing, he had to repeat it but a little louder this time. Poor guy.
Sadly, he is now the butt of all jokes at work for no reason at all because the answer was not on the board. I don’t know why it wasn’t up there because it is the only answer that I came up with?
BTW this was not the butt answer I wanted to post from Family Feud, but sadly they didn’t upload the one I wanted to share with you from Celebrity Family Feud. They asked the contestants, “We asked 100 women, name something specific that only your man is allowed to do to your behind?” Kellie Pickler’s friend was the only one who went there and you know what went there means. The Farrah Abraham, although she classified it as doing the dirty. And that answer also wasn’t on the board.
What is wrong with the people they are polling?
We tell our Smartphones everything. We caress our Smartphones. We protect our Smartphones. We sleep with our Smartphones. You could say we love our Smartphones.
One Los Angeles man loves his so much, he took her to Las Vegas to make an honest phone out of her. That’s right, Aaron Chervena went to The Little Las Vegas Chapel and put a ring on it. Why did he do it? He says, “We connect with our phones on so many emotional levels. We look at it for solace, to calm us down, to put us to sleep, to ease our minds and to me that is what a relationship is all about.” Then he declared that his smartphone is his longest relationship. A relationship he wants other people to evaluate since we are becoming more attached to out phones.
So will the two of them live happily ever after? Since it is iPhone, I give them until November. That is when he will trade her in for a newer model. Just like a lot of other men in Los Angeles. No wonder I have such a hard time finding a husband.
Can you imagine what their divorce will be like? She has all of his passwords, so she can take whatever she wants of his. She also gets half his contacts, half his iTunes music and half his Apps. He is so screwed!
Although it will be hard for her to take him to Divorce Court because their marriage was not recognized by the State of Nevada. It is still only legal for people to marry other people there.
Goldie Hawn‘s grandson came for a visit and they decided to have fun. The Butterflies are Free star showed us that you are never too old to suck on a pacifier. Especially when you can’t suck on the thing you want to suck on because you grandbaby is there. If you know what I mean!
Fergie is finally releasing some new music and over the weekend she revealed the cover art for her first single from the album. The mom of a 2 year old wants us to know she is a MILF, so she posed naked in the picture. Those are some lovely lady lumps, so you can’t blame her for putting them display like that.
