https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqk-SrIEZ7U
So yesterday, I am sitting down checking my Twitter feed when I see Nick Cannon and Heidi Klum Live Tweeting about an act on America’s Got Talent and saying, “Not the nipples! Not the nipples!” As soon as I saw that, I knew I had to see what the hell they were Tweeting about.
They were talking about The Baron of the Universe who lifts heavy things with the assistance of medal rings from different parts of his body. Like his the middle of his nose, his eyelids and his nipples. The last one was too much for the Klum and Mel B who turned around. Simon Cowell moved his hands from covering his eyes to his nipples back to eyes and finally over his nipples again. We know how much he loves those things, so this was really painful for him. Then there was Howie Mandel who watched it without a problem.
Finally, there is us the audience, both at home and at the show, who were doing the same moves as the King of Mean. In fact, it is tough for me to type this because my hands are still on my nipples. Which is probably why, Cowell immediately declared, “My nipples hurt,” as soon as the act ended.
So is the Baron of the Universe moving on? Believe it or not, he is. I will skip that episode when it airs.
Conan O’Brien did a skit on his TBS show about Pornhub’s new feature of p0rn for the visually impaired. In the segment the TBS show shows us what it was like before the website’s new feature, so they had a service dog narrate the Adult Entertainment video to their master. There were a lot of errors in the bit and the host felt he needed to point them out. There was someone who wasn’t happy with O’Brien’s observations and that was the puppy himself. He was barking mad and he let Conan know it. Eventually proving that a dog can do the job better than the person currently in the big seat.
I am kind of torn by which Ginger I think is better at the job, so can you help me decide?
Before Jeremy Piven was getting people roles on Entourage, he was auditioning to be George Costanza on Seinfeld. He looks the same now as he did when he wad 27 in that 1993 episode.
Bella Thorne can do a lot of things, but drinking soda and getting it in her mouth doesn’t seem to be one them. But then again it is so hot that if you get your hands on something cold and wet, you let that liquid flow all over your hot body to cool it off. Just like she is doing.
I am sure there is not one single man who is upset she made a mess of things.
