Before Robert Downey Jr was a Special Agent in US Marshalls, he was a cadet playing soccer in Up The Academy. How awwwwwdorable was the 14 year old in his dad’s 1980 film?
I don’t know about you, but I always thought that Ralph Macchio played The Karate Kid. Now I am having second thoughts after Robert Downey Jr shared a photo of himself doing Danielson’s signature move. So now I am confused. They kind of look alike. They started their careers around the same time. They are both in their 50’s and yet they don’t look like it. They both worked with William Zabka. Maybe he can answer that question? Although can you trust a Cobra Kai?
Back in the ’60s, television was a lot purer and more innocent than it is today. Married couples had to sleep in different beds, Barbara Eden had to hide her belly button on I Dream of Jeannie and Batman & Robin had to hide their bulges in their tight costumes.
How did they do that? Joan Collins revealed that secret on The Graham Norton Show this past Friday and it is a real wham, bam, pow. In other words a shocker. She said that Adam West told her they used drugs to make their Boy Wonders less wondrous. They made their Batman sized junks the size of one that would belong to a real bat. Basically there was a drug robin us blind of West’s and Burt Ward’s bedroom weapons. What was this unmiraculous drug? She didn’t say and I hope we never find out. Men need to keep whatever inches they have and should not risk it for art.
Granted actors don’t have to deal with this problem anymore because editing can make even the biggest bulge disappear. Which I, as a woman, hate!
You and I know Ferris Bueller’s Day Off as a sweet and lovable teenage comedy, but what if it was a thriller instead? That is what Super Cut Online imagined and we will never watch the classic film the same way again.
And if they would’ve given us more Charlie Sheen, then none of us would be sleeping tonight. He was almost scarier back then than he is now.
I don’t know about you, but I am so over Comic Book movies. They are the same thing, but with different characters in different color suits. It’s like how many times can you destroy the Earth, while a few people in their underwear try to save it.
These movies have for the most part been doing well in theaters, but X-Men: Apocalypse makes me think enough is enough. There is nothing new in it, so it is time to let Hulk Smash them all to smithereens.
Are you as over Comic Book movies as I am?
