Bette Midler and Kim Kardashian have been in a Twitter war over the nude Selfie the latter posted on Sunday.
Well after getting a lot publicity over their spat, The Divine Miss M decided to use it for some good. She stripped down to black underwear and held up a cardboard sign that reads, “Like Kim…Put your Selfie to work for a good cause! Join me www.Crowdrise.com #StagesForSuccess.”
Her charity helps to modernize out of date public school auditoriums, so that they students can have a place to perform and enjoy the arts. For every dollar you donate, she is matching it 2X.
Finally, something good came out of that nude Selfie. That and we found that Midler has a rose of an a$$! Much better than the person who started it all, and Bette is 70 years young.
Madonna is a sad because her son Rocco would rather live with his dad than her. So yesterday in Melbourne she dressed up as a clown and sang the depressing Broadway tune, Send In the Clowns. I don’t know what is scarier, her singing the song or how she looks dressed up as the circus attraction. I say both together prove why kids and adults have nightmares from something that is supposed to bring us joy.
Family Feud asked 100 single women, “Name something you would hate to fall out of your date’s underwear?” Derrick was quick to buzz in, “Doo doo!” As soon as he realized what he just said, he, along with the audience, started to crack up. That was the #2 answer on the board, so Mary went with, “condom.” That was the third answer on the board. Personally, I think that both should have been #1. Because I would dump a guy if I saw a dump come out of his underwear. Wouldn’t you?
Then it was up to the Phillips family to try and Tasha said, “A fake member.” When that wasn’t up there, Victor Jr said, “Well Steve, she said the fake one, I guess they wouldn’t want the real one falling out either.” I say depends how big it is. Sadly though that answer wasn’t up there either.
What is wrong with people? Those are all good answers.
Back in October, James Corden did Inappropriate Musicals with Rachel Bloom and Nathan Lane. Yesterday on The Late Late Show, he did some more with Martin Short and Will Arnett. This time, they gave their take on Goodfellas, The Reverent and Gladiator.
The funny part even though they don’t think Goodfellas wouldn’t work, I think this proved that it could. When it comes to Gladiator, it reminded me of Jesus Christ Superstar. Which musical would you like to see be a hit on Off Off Broadway?
Yesterday on Hell’s Kitchen, Gordon Ramsay brought a living bison on to the show to introduce to the competing Chefs. He wanted them to see what they would be cooking for him in the challenge that day. I guess Jack knew that his cousins were killed in the name of television, so he decided to get his revenge on everyone. First the 12 year old took a massive pee and then followed it up with a ginormous poop. Thus, leading to Hell’s Kitchen smelling like hell.
Who had to clean up? The losing team who didn’t cook up his family as yummy as they deserved to be.
Poor Jack, I am sure Ramsay found him quite delicious after the impression he left on the carpet.
