Today is Vanessa Williams 53rd birthday and she looks even better now than she did when she won Miss America back in 1984. Case in point, today the Desperate Housewife shared a photo of herself in bed with glasses and no makeup on, and she’s still flawless.
If this is what 53 looks like, I am not as scared about reaching that number anymore. Granted, first I need to know her secret because it needs to be bottled up.
Back in the ’70s and the ’80s Peter Cetera’s voice was a Glory of Love, but then with his departure from Chicago and him going solo, he started to fall out of the limelight. Which is something I always hated because Chicago 17 is one of the greatest albums of that era.
Besides having the voice that made me want to Stay the Night with him, he had angelic looks that were a Hard Habit to Break. Whenever I hear one of his songs now, I wonder what happened to him and how he presently looks.
The other day Richard Marx ran into him in Bangkok and shared a photo of them together. Let’s be honest the 71 year old singer is just as hot now as then. There have been rumors that Chicago is talking about reuniting with him, and I say Baby, What a Big Surprise that would be. A very welcome surprise.
Pretty Woman was a Cinderella tale, where the hooker winds up with the rich sucessful businessman. But according to Diane Lane the whore did not wind up with a happily ever after.
The other night she was on The Late Late Show with James Corden and the CBS late night host asked her if it is true that she was up for the role. She told him, “Me and half of Hollywood. I think?” Then she described the part she was auditioning for, “That time, it was about a psychotic call girl who had a delusion of grandeur.” Wait, is that not enough to destroy the film for you? She then talked about the original ending, “So it was called 3,000 and that was her fee for the weekend. And at the end of the film she gets kicked out of a rolling limousine into the street. Get this crazy biotch away from me.”
The Cotton Club beauty then declared that she wants to see that movie, and I think we can all agree that we do too. Hollywood should totally make it a reality ASAP with Lindsay Lohan, Megan Fox or Bella Thorne as Vivian Ward. George Clooney is the given for Edward Lewis. I’d pay to see that. Although, now it would probably have to be called 5,000. Inflation.
Fabio was on Kathie Lee and Hoda today to celebrate becoming an American Citizen and the Today anchors gave him an apple pie with a flag in it. There are so many sexual references going on here, so I am going to let you cum up with some.
