Speakers for your balls to make your sperm dance! |
January 7th, 2016 under Jimmy Kimmel. [ Comments: none ]
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu2w8bN-laI
via Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Earlier this week, we learned about something called the Babypod. It is a speaker a pregnant woman can stick up her you know, so that her baby can listen to music more clearly.
Well men, someone came up with something for you. It’s called Ballz by Dre and it comes with two speakers, one for each ball. Once you put it on, your sperm starts swimming like crazy. That means the swimmer you really want to penetrate her egg will be the one! What more do you need? But a box of condoms if a baby is not what you want just yet!
So run out to Ballgreens and get it today! Make your balls bounce.
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Clay Aiken goes all Simon Cowell on the American Idol judges! |
January 7th, 2016 under American Idol 1-5, American Idol 9+, Simon Cowell. [ Comments: none ]
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLYNHICiH00
Clay Aiken decided to watch American Idol yesterday for the first time in a long time and he had some choice words about the new judges, Jennifer Lopez, Keith Urban and Harry Connick Jr on Twitter.
Below are his Tweets:
Watching @americanidol for the first time in a decade. You never know what you’ve got til it’s gone. #idolpremiere
Well… now I know why the ratings are down. 😴
Oh good Lord… those boring ass responses from the judges!? Where is Simon when you need him!? That guy need a hook to pull him off stage.
It’s VERY clear now that @SimonCowell was the reason @AmericanIdol was a hit. I’ve watched root canals more entertaining than these judges.
It’s VERY clear now that @SimonCowell was the reason @AmericanIdol was a hit. I’ve watched root canals more entertaining than these judges.
Now that #Raleigh has shown out and these judges have put me to sleep! I’m changing over to watch my girl @tyrabanks on @black_ishabc
Then he explained his Tweets:
When your favorite team that you’ve cheered for for years happens to play a shitty game, you’re absolutely allowed to be upset about it.
We’re all more critical of the things we care about most.
When you really love something you only want the best for it, and you have high expectations from those you know are capable of it.
Does anyone disagree with him? I gave up the show when J-Lo joined it. I know we are not alone because the numbers kept dropping every time they added one of the current judges. Which eventually lead to the show getting cancelled after spending many seasons on top of the ratings charts.
They never should have let Simon Cowell go. The original judges knew talent and that is why no contestant has been a chart topper since the King of Mean left.
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Hot Links! |
January 6th, 2016 under Hot Links!. [ Comments: none ]
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Guess who is wearing granny panties? – Dlisted
Which co-stars are having a baby? – THS
Who is a born again virgin? – The Blemish
Lindsay Lohan covered in mud – Celebslam
Which fan favorite show is ending? – Celebitchy
Is Jennifer Lopez getting married? – Farandulista
Anne Hathaway's pregnancy boobs – The Nip Slip
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Janet Jackson says she does not have cancer |
January 6th, 2016 under The Jacksons. [ Comments: 3 ]
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On Christmas Eve, Janet Jackson announced that she was postponing her tour because she was having surgery. Only thing was she didn’t say what type of surgery she was getting. Several sites claimed that she has cancer throat cancer, and today she took to Twitter to deny it with her song The Great Forever. After the song, she had a message for her fans:
Remember…believe it when you hear it from my lips.
The rumors are untrue.
I do not have cancer.
I am recovering.
My doctors have approved my concerts as scheduled in Europe, and as I promised the postponed shows will be rescheduled.
Thank you for your prayers and love.
Hopefully, she will better soon because her voice needs to be heard.
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BTWF roles: Felicity Huffman in A Home Run for Love |
January 6th, 2016 under Before They Were Famous, Desperate Housewives. [ Comments: none ]
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Before Felicty Huffman was a racist on American Crime, she had befriended an African American man during a time when racial tensions were high in A Home Run for Love. How gorgeous was the 15 year old in that 1978 telemovie?
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