Ever since it was announced that American Idol will be ending next season, everyone has been wondering if it’s biggest star will be back. Not Brian Dunkleman, but Simon Cowell. Well his ex-girlfriend, Terri Seymour, asked him just that for Extra and his answer is surprising. Almost surprising as the fact that he didn’t know it was ending.
When she asked him if he is sad about it, he said “I kind of said goodbye however many years ago.†So will he back, he told her, “I don’t really know, maybe I’ll flip the light switch off at the end or something.†I think that would be perfect.
So as of now Mariah Carey and the King of Mean are out, and I am sure some of the others like Nicki Minaj and Kara Dioguardi will also be missing from it next year. When it comes to who will be back, I am sure Paula Abdul, Randy Jackson, Ellen DeGeneres and Steven Tyler (as a performer) will be there before Simon is there to turn off the lights.
Are you going to miss Simon next year? Heck, we’ve all been missing him since he left.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8K6nr_R32U
Before Matthew Modine needed Proof in the afterlife, his friend knew the answer in Amy and the Angel. He looks the same now as he did when he was 23 in that 1982 Afterschool special.
Donald Trump announced today he is running for President of the United States and it is a late night show’s host’s dream come true. That is unless you are someone like Stephen Colbert, who is currently between shows. So what do you do if you are him? You get your Late Show staff together and record a video mocking the Billionaire’s announcement.
September 8th can’t come soon enough for Colbert, his staff, CBS and most importantly us!
BTW how much do you want to bet, Colbert is so happy he still isn’t doing his show on Comedy Central because he would not have been able to do something like that if he was still working on The Colbert Report.
Jeff Garlin was on Conan yesterday and he told the TBS late night host about his first son’s circumcision.
Shortly after Garlin moved to Los Angeles, his first son was born. Since he is Jewish, they had a Bris for his heir. When the Mohel was done, he gave the star of The Goldbergs his son’s foreskin wrapped in foil and told him to bury it somewhere special for good luck.
Since Garlin was new to LA, he didn’t know where to go. Then he decided to go to Disneyland and do it there. He wanted to make it special, so he was going to eat all of the food in the “crappy lands” and then go throw that little piece of his son off at the Pirates of the Caribbean ride. That was his plan and plans don’t always go as planned.
As he walked around the park alone and eating, people were looking at him funny. At that point, he felt he needed to get out of Fantasyland and go home. So he looked over, saw Sleeping Beauty’s Castle, picked up a rock, attached the foil pouch to it and threw it. Maybe one day his son will date a woman, who is put into a deep sleep by an evil witch, and he will kiss her to wake her up. What else could happen to a boy whose foreskin was thrown towards the castle of one of Disney’s Princesses?
Garlin has another son and yesterday he revealed to everyone what he did with that foreskin. No, it is not as Disneyland with his brother’s. Instead, it is at the fountain in The Grove shopping center. I feel bad for the person who went looking for quarters and found Garlin’s son’s foreskin instead. Talk about bad luck, but then again if you are taking quarters out of a fountain, you are pretty much screwed.
I wonder what his kids are going to get him for father’s day, now that they know where daddy got rid of their foreskins?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3NQuS7n-6A
Tonight at 10p on TNT, Proof debuts and it is a medical drama unlike all of the other ones.
Dr. Carolyn Tyler (Jennifer Beals), is a brilliant surgeon who is very wrapped up in her work and only believes what she knows. Her life has gone through some drastic changes in the last few years, her son died, her marriage ended, her daughter wants nothing to do with her and she almost died in a boating accident. She saw something when she nearly drowned, but she doesn’t believe it might’ve been life after death. As a doctor, she doesn’t believe in it.
Then, one day the billionaire, Ivan Turing (Matthew Modine), insists in meeting with her. He is going to die and he wants her help. Not her help as a doctor, but he wants her to prove that there is life after death. At first she doesn’t want to do it, but eventually she gives in. He gives her cases that might explain the hereafter and she has to figure out of they provide the answer or medical training does.
Each week, we see her be tested, as we all get one step closer to finding out what happens when we die. Hopefully, she will get an answer before Turing finds out for himself.
Proof is a really intriguing show because just when you think you know what is going to happen, something happens that changes it all.
Before we get to Proof, Rizzoli & Isles is back for its sixth season at 9p on TNT.
Frankie (Jordan Bridges) and Jane (Angie Harmon) chase a suspect into a train station and he gets away from them. The two of them split up and Frankie finds him first. Frankie sees that he has a gun, so he shoots and kills him. When the everyone is cleared away from the scene, the suspect’s gun is missing. Now Frankie is being accused of killing an unarmed man. Did he do just that or did the suspect really have a gun.
Now it is up to Rizzoli & Isles (Sasha Alexander) to solve the crime before Internal Affairs does. Plus, there is so much more on the line than just the shooting, that it is dire they find out what happened so they can prevent what is about to happen.
Tonight’s episode is so exciting, it is what CSI: Cyber should be. There’s a cyber element to it and this show perfected how to interact it with a police procedural.
Also at 10p, but over on TBS get ready for the new comedy Clipped!
Clipped is about 5 school friends who work at a barbershop with another friend from their youth and the guy who sold his store to him.
Dani (Ashley Tisdale) and AJ (Mike Castle) slept together on their prom night, but since then they have just been friends. Everyone can tell that there is more to their relationship, but them. Charmaine (Diona Reasonover) is Black and Jewish and she makes fun of Buzzy (George Wednt), who’s in the chair next to her, because he’s dating a Black meterman. Then there is Ben, who bought the place from Buzzy and he has a real Napoleon complex. His BFF, Mo (Matt Cook), is someone he bullies and Mo has had enough. Finally, there is Joy and she is the sweet one that is the receptionist.
Together they make up a barbershop, I totally want to get my haircut at. Since it doesn’t exist, I can just watch the show instead.
