Before Kristen Schaal was married to a liar on Last Man on Earth, she took an Island vacation, met a man who was a bigger liar than him and he gave her some Starburst. How cute was the 27 year old in that 2006 commercial?
On April 28th, Josh Groban is releasing Stages, an album full of movie and show tune covers. One of the tracks off of it is a duet with Tony winner Audra McDonald from Carousel called If I Loved You. Their powerful voices combined makes this song even more romantic than the original version.
So sit back, hit play, close your eyes and let your pure imagination transport you to that feeling you got when your date took you for a ride on a magical carousel. You know, when you wondered if they loved you and you knew at that moment they did.
Ever since Chelsea Handler left her E! talk show, she can’t stop showing off her t!ts and a$$. In her latest cry for attention, she posted a picture of herself with no underwear on and her leggings down lower than Justin Bieber’s pants normally are as her leg was lifted on to a dance bar. While she was stretching, her dog Chunk was looking on. You can tell by his yawning that even he is as bored with her desperate tactics as we are. I am sure even The Kardashians are like we are like, uh, sick of looking at her tiny white butt.
While filming the movie, Hot Pursuit, Sofia Vergara pushed Reese Witherspoon so hard, the actress had to be rushed to the hospital. In fact, the Oscar winner told Ellen DeGeneres on the show today that she suffered some internal bleeding. So what was her diagnosis? She suffered a popped ovary. I don’t know what that is, but it sounds beyond painful.
Even though the Modern Family beauty caused the Sweet Home Alabama girl some serious pain, they still want to live together. Now that would be a sitcom worth watching! Hollywood make that happen.
Evan Handler decided to talk the sh!t on Twitter and he announced to his followers, “Every now and then, my back cracks in satisfying fashion when I strain to have a bowel movement.”
It’s bad enough we saw his a$$ for 7 years on Californication, now we have to know what happens when things are coming out of it.
Actually, who am I kidding, I miss seeing Runkle’s big white hairless a$$! Don’t you?
