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Conan learns the crappy way why you don’t work with puppies!
January 29th, 2015 under Conan O'Brien. [ Comments: none ]

For the last few years Conan O’Brien has done Puppy Conan before the Super Bowl, and up until yesterday they all went off without a hitch. Well yesterday, the true star of the bit was Puppy Andy. First the cute yellow lab wanted to take off his wig and then he fell of the couch, but it was final foul that scored a real touchdown. That’s because when they brought out Puppy Chris Christie, he decided he had to go. When you are a puppy, and you gotta go, you go. So right then and there, the arfdorable dog took a huge dump during the segment. But it gets worse, he tried to eat it. He wasn’t the only one, Puppy Conan and Puppy Tom Brady wanted a sampling too.
Just when you thought that there was nothing they could do to save the day, they brought out Puppy Nicki Minaj in the finals of the fourth quarter. Her costume was super bass, but still it was nothing as compared to the anaconda Puppy Andy left behind.
Even though this bit went to the crapper, I still think it was the sh!t!
You never know what you are going to get when you work with puppies, and this proves why they say that. The best part is, no matter how bad it goes, it makes for a memorable moment that people will be talking about until Puppy Conan V. Which I hope they do!!!


Ted 2 looks like the sperm daddy of all movies!
January 29th, 2015 under Marky Mark, Seth MacFarlane. [ Comments: none ]

The first trailer is out for Ted 2 and the sequel looks like it has a much different feel than the original one. I mean Ted and John (Mark Wahlberg) are still their obnoxious selves, but it feels like a standalone movie as compared to a sequel. There isn’t anything wrong with that and it actually makes me want to see it when it comes out on June 26th.


Do you see what I see?
January 29th, 2015 under TV News. [ Comments: 1 ]

Ellen Bacca was doing her weather report in Grand Rapids, Michigan and they had an exciting weather pattern going on there. See if you can see the wood, that WOOD showed on their map? Hint, the balls gets started in Holland. Then once you see it, it will be hard to unsee it. That is not necessarily a bad thing.


Florence Henderson talks about sex as an octogenarian
January 29th, 2015 under 70s. [ Comments: 1 ]

Florence Henderson might be 80 years young, but that doesn’t mean she isn’t having sex anymore. She told Closer Magazine, “It’s foolish to think that older people don’t enjoy sex. It’s a big myth.” Then she added, “There is no age limit on the enjoyment of sex. It keeps getting better,” She concluded the thought with, “You learn to do things with more experience, intelligence and the ability to choose more wisely.” One of the things she learned, is that having a friend with benefits is a good thing.
What I learned is that I didn’t need to know about Carol Brady’s sex life. There is not enough steam to clean the image out of my mind. Especially because I visualize her friend with benefits to be Barry Williams.


Gwyneth Paltrow wasn’t the first celeb to get her V steamed!
January 29th, 2015 under TV Reality. [ Comments: 4 ]

Yesterday, Gwyneth Paltrow couldn’t wait to tell everyone that she got her vajayjay steamed, and it was the first time that many of us heard of the shocking treatment.
Well, turns out she wasn’t the first celeb to go over the steam. My friend Kelly told me back when Tia and Tamera Mowry had their own reality, they got a facial on their other head. They didn’t blog about it like the Oscar winner, they actually showed what it was like to get it done and they described how it felt. After watching the twins get it done, I kind of want to do it too. I want to feel the hot breaths they felt. Is that wrong? Are you now interested in getting it done?
Ladies, still not convinced about getting the V-Steam, listen to the Sister, Sisters talk about it on The Arsenio Hall Show. It definitely left a positive impression on them and their men!


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