Discovery announced today that the Naked & Afraid episode with James Franco and Seth Rogen is going to air on the same night a man is Eaten Alive by a snake. So on December 7th at 8p, we will look out for Franco and Rogen’s trouser snakes and then at 9p we will watch a man poop in his trousers as he gets eaten by an anaconda! Sounds like excellent programming to me.
If I were all the other networks, I would cancel any original programming that they have planned for that night because all anyone will be watching is these two shows. I know, I will be glued to my TV watching Discovery that Sunday night! Who wants to live Tweet with me and the rest of the World Wide Web when it happens?
BTW if those two shows are not enough for you, then at 11:15p Discovery will air “an even raunchier, uncensored cut” of the show. How mega is all of that? Mega enough to start of the channel’s Mega Week!!! Mega wow!
Debra Messing shared a photo of herself lying in bed without any makeup, and her skin is flawless. In a way, I think she looks even more stunning without it.
But if you prefer to see her with the stuff on, then tune into her show The Mysteries of Laura tonight at 8p on NBC. The show has really found its voice and gets better with each episode.
Anyone who watches Conan‘s TBS show knows that Jordan Schlansky is a snob when it comes to things like coffee, water and wine; so his boss took him to a high end coffee bar for a tasting.
The two of then were given a tour of the facility and Jordan thought he knew more than the people that work there. He did not. At one point he had his a$$ handed to him and Conan O’Brien loved that. Almost as much as I love their time at Intelligentsia Coffee.
Seriously, why hasn’t anyone given these two a travel show where they try out new things? Could you imagine these two traveling together? Oh wait, if they did, there would only be one episode. That’s because only one of them would make it to the second episode. But what a hell of a first episode that one would be.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78oxHgFOVQc
Don Lemon continues to be CNN’s biggest joke to me, and once again, I think, he made an a$$ of himself yesterday while interviewing one of the woman who accuses of Bill Cosby of raping her. Joan Tarshis claims that the second time she met with Cosby, he allegedly forced her to perform oral sex on him. Lemon asked her, “You know, there are ways not to perform oral sex if you didn’t want to do it.” She responded with, “Oh. Um, I was kind of stoned at the time, and quite honestly, that didn’t even enter my mind. Now I wish it would have.” He then wanted to clarify his comment, “Right. Meaning the using of the teeth, right?” She did know what he was talking about.
What he does his own personal life is one thing; but if you, as a woman or man, are in that position, you don’t know what you would do. I think for him to assume that you are in the right mindset to do that is disgusting and negligent. You never know what you are going to do in a situation like because fear can take over and make you do things you don’t want to do to save yourself. Also in a way, I think, it is like he is blaming her for that incident.
It completely amazes me that he still has a job at CNN, but that is just me.
UPDATE: Don Lemon “apologized” on the air today for his stupid question. I think it is so fake, I am even more nauseated than the question he asked her. He was actually smiling as he addressed his mistake, how rude is that? Than he brings up that he was a victim, like we should feel for sorry for him. I mean, I am sorry he was sexually molested as a kid, but that does not give him the right to ask such an ridiculous question.
It seriously blows my mind that several great people have been let go from CNN in the last year, and yet this guy still has a job.
To see his bullsh!t apology, then click here!
Han Yue entered the Guinness Book of World Records yesterday for the tightest parallel parking record with a car. On Friday, the Chinese Wheelman was able to park his Mini 3 Door Hatch 8 cm (3.15″) from the cars he parked between.
While watching him spin his way into that space was really cool, I would be more impressed to see him do that in Manhattan. Anyone who has parallel parked there knows you can squeeze your even closer to the other cars than 3.15″.
And I would be even more impressed if the person who got the title was a woman. Women, we need to show up these men and prove to them we can be more than YouTube jokes when we try to park. Ladies, who is with me?
