The CDC announced that there are more benefits to being circumcised than keeping the foreskin. Since Conan O’Brien is all about public service, he had one of his uncircumcised audience members get that corrected live on the show. That’s right they performed a Bris on the air, although they used doctors instead of a Moal. How do you think it went? Well, let’s just say the anesthesiologist didn’t show up. I am a woman and even I felt his pain.
If you want to see the explanation about why that guy is all wet, then click here!
Kristin Chenoweth is on The Meredith Vieira Show today. Just before she was about to come out, the host’s dog did something wicked. The precious pooch drank some water out of the guest’s mug. Even though the actress was backstage, she heard what happened. Being who she is, before Kristin sat down she drank from the cup. Vieira tried to stop her, but the Pushing Daises star told her, “I’m drinking it! I’ve had worse things in my mouth that that.” I don’t know what that could be? I wish she would’ve elaborated. So let’s just imagine what it is because drinking water with a dog’s slobber in it, is pretty gross. I mean, their mouths are cleaner than ours are, but they also lick their balls and a$$es. Oh wait, I will not comment any further…
But back to Kristin, I am wondering if she is referring to the times Jay Leno made her eat gross things for money, I mean, charity?
Jimmy Kimmel and Guillermo dressed up as Elves, so that they could help out Santa. You see, they had the kids write letters to Old Saint Nick to tell him what they want for Christmas. When they were done, the tykes were brought in to a room to talk to his Elves. What the children didn’t know is that the Elves were going to go over if they were naughty and/or nice. The first victim, I mean kid, was Ryan. She is a sweet little girl who is really nice, but her sister Riley is not. At least that is what the sweet child said so that she could get a lot more gifts than her sister under the tree this year.
Now we don’t if Riley is as bad as she says because she wasn’t there to defend herself. But either way, after watching how Ryan sold her out, I think Riley is in the right. I mean, how can she rat out her sister like that? Poor Riley. Although Ryan is so awwwdorable, how can Santa not give her the over 100 toys she is asking for. Right?
Back in February, when Eva Mendes was on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, she denied that she was pregnant even though she was. Now that baby has been born, it was time for the actress to once again appear on the show. As soon as she sat down, the daytime talk show host asked her why she lied to her. Eva admitted she was still early on in the pregnancy and had not even told her mother the news. Then she added that she wanted to give Esmeralda as much privacy as she could for as long as she could. Which is why she never confirmed she was having a baby with Ryan Gosling until she actually had her. So I guess you can’t blame her for lying, or can you???
