https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJKob70n1Bk The Goldbergs is back on ABC tonight at 8:30p on ABC! The best new comedy from last season has only gotten better its second one. I didn’t think it was possible to improve on perfection, but somehow they did.
The summer is over and Adam is still thinking about his first kiss with Dana at the end of the school year. She has been away for the last few months, so he wants to show her how me he missed her. Back in the 80something, you did that by making a mix tape, so he made her one with songs from Chicago, INXS and Weird Al Yankovic. Only problem is that his sMother found it and Beverly (Wendi McLendon-Covey) thinks it was for her. When she starts showing him special attention, he doesn’t want to tell her it wasn’t for her.
Adam was able to get the tape back and give it to Dana. That night they go out on their first dateish, and everything is going great in large part because of that tape. But then, you know there had to be one, his mom comes to pick him up. I think you can guess what happens next, she plays her mixed tape, which is also Dana’s, and now he has some explaining to do. How is he going to get himself out of this one?
Then Erica (Hayley Orrantia) gets a fake ID and Barry (Troy Gentile) finds it. Now he wants one too. She wisely doesn’t think he can handle it, but he finds a way to blackmail her into getting him one. So off they go to the photo store where a creepy guy in a vest (David Spade) makes him one. Now he can’t stop bragging to his fellow classmates how he got one. When the Seniors hear about it, they ask him to get them some beer for their party that night. If he does, then he gets to go. Only problem is, his fake ID was confiscated. What will he do?
I am not going to tell you how it ends, but you know that it will end in a manner that only The Goldbergs can make it happen. Someone how the show with the biggest heart from last year, found a way to add even more of it to this year. It’s mushy, it’s sweet, and it’s why we love The Goldbergs.
I didn’t realized how much I missed this sitcom until the I watched the season premiere, and then I was complete again. You will understand what I mean when you watch it on its new night at it new time tonight at 8:30p. It is everything you have been waiting for and so much more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k62u2I3ED2g The Middle is back on ABC tonight at 8p and it is a HUGE day for Sue (Eden Sher)! She is finally getting her braces off after 8 years. Which is perfect timing for her because she gets them off just as school starts. Therefore, she can start off her Senior year with the biggest non-metalic smile ever. Does this mean things are finally going to change for her?
She isn’t the only one going through a change, Brick (Atticus Shaffer) and Axl (Charlie McDermott) also have some changes going on too. Brick has a new hobby and Axl has big father/son moment. A moment that will change his relationship forever with his dad (Neil Flynn).
Oh and did I mention they have a total Heck moment when they realize that they didn’t know school started Monday and it’s now Friday? Yeah, that goes just as you think it will. And that is why we adore The Middle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNqqjDv6_dU
Then at 9:30p it is time for Black-ish, that is more than funnyish.
Andre Johnson (Anthony Anderson) is an African-American man living in a predominantly White neighborhood with his wife, Rainbow (Tracee Ellis Ross), and their four children. He feels that his family is losing their racial identity and he will do anything to help them regain their roots. Something that isn’t as easy as do as he thought. Will he learn to make a compromise or just accept the fact that his family is different than him? Each week, he will be tested and we will be in hysterics.
ABC is adding a lot of races to its lineup this season, and everyone of these sitcoms are ones that people of all races and religons can enjoy. So mark your calendars for all of them starting tonight with The Goldbergs and Black-ish.
Kirsten Dunst was on Conan O’Brien’s show yesterday and they talked about her first movie, Interview with a Vampire, that she did when she was just 11 years old. Not only was it first movie, but she also had first kiss while she was filming it. As we know, her lips had their cherry popped by Brad Pitt. Now you’d think that would be pretty amazing? Nope, because she told the TBS late night host, “I thought it was disgusting.” Whhhhhaaaaaattttttt? Then she explained, “I was 11, it would’ve been weird if I was like, this is amazing, I’m kissing Brad Pitt. Then, I think people, would think I was a little bit off.” I don’t think so because after all it is Brad freaking Pitt.
While her first kiss was disgusting, her next kiss, which happened shortly after that, wasn’t as bad. That is when a friend of hers surprisingly kissed her in the elevator at the Washington Monument. Yeah, like that isn’t less weird?
But not as weird as Conan pointed out as telling that boy that he wasn’t her first lip lock, Brad Pitt will always have that honor. It’s hard for any man to compete with that.
When, where and how was your first kiss? Mine was around that age on the bus coming back from camp. He sucked and not in the good way.
Sean Hayes Tweeted the above photo and he referred to his longtime boyfriend, Scott Icenogle, as his hubby, so are they secretly married? We don’t know. But I hope that they are because the two of them look like a cute loving couple.
If they aren’t Mr & Mr yet, then maybe they can get Curt Smith to sing at their nuptials? Sowing the Seeds of Love and Head Over Heels are the perfect wedding songs, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vk10Ych6Eps
Several female celebrities have had their personal nude photos released to the public in the last few weeks, and Sears has come up with a way so that doesn’t happen again. Yesterday on Jimmy Kimmel Live the department store aired a commercial for their new service and I think the famous people of the world will love it. That’s because there is no digital fingerprint at Sears’ Nude Portrait Studio. Not only do you get professional photos of you in the buff, but you also get some wallet sized one to give to your lover of the month. When you run out, go back and get some more. Not a bad deal!
The only negative is that if your ex-lover has a scanner, you might be screwed by them all over again.
